BIG gets a shot

FYI

@2PzNaPpod that's a great suggestion! Passing it along to our art team. Thanks :)

— Bitmoji (@BitmojiApp) June 10, 2015

in the words of drake.

tweet beat

Every minute I spend at work is like walkin on sunshine. My feet burning up and dissolving. The glowing hot plasma cooking my blood. :) TGIF

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) June 10, 2015

I gave you a long back rub. Yours better not be bullshit. pic.twitter.com/hPuK7UjsXe

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 9, 2015

My hobbies include chewy textures and canceling plans.

— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) June 6, 2015

are you a TERF?

if you care to find out, you should read, in this order...

What Makes a Woman?

and

What Makes a Really Stupid Opinion About Caitlyn Jenner

and

What Makes a Woman Is Less Important Than What Makes a Feminist.

one thing is for sure, and that is that siri is a total TERF.

robots are SO stoopid

be careful with those pigs

there was a pig truck accident on a highway in ohio and hundreds of pigs escaped into the woods, and hundreds more got injured or squished. be more careful!

new show alert

make sure you're watching unREAL, everyone. the tv just told me last night that they put the first 4 eps up online and on ondemand so you can go ahead and hook yourself. and if my recommendation is not enough for you:

Big congrats to @GertShap @ConstanceZimmer @MrCraigBierko and the gang for creating a delicious new show! I'm totally hooked and love it.

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 6, 2015

WATCH IT.

ok, sure.

omf.

this tiny tiny deer was born at the queens zoo.

who knew queens even had a zoo?

Chris Christie playing softball

deadspin sums the rest of it up.

would you like an hour of julie klausner, billy eichner, and amy poehler talkin'?

me too.

#petpetpet

funny shit

what?

Why Dogs Can't Recognize You on FaceTime http://t.co/Tg4MEcGJPL pic.twitter.com/b8wIY65KiY

— Cool Hunting (@coolhunting) June 3, 2015

smart spaghetti strikes again!

octopuses for president.