totes necessary.

kim kardashian will be riding around miami in this armored limousine, while her husband plays football in the super bowl.

oh yeah.

i meant to show you this picture a couple of weeks ago....

i found this giveaway pile in erin macb's "hallway" (story of her life, right?!). jk, in her actual hallway. though i can't imagine why anyone would want to part with this very specific yet diverse collection of items:

five (5) dr. phil self-help books
abs of steel on VHS
an instructional dog-training VHS
two installments of the harry potter storybooks
and the best, obvi: another self help book, entitled taking charge of your fertility.

all for FREE Free!!!

"growlers have been around since christ was a child."

that's what she said.

Growlers — 64-ounce glass vessels that look like a moonshine jug — have become the beer accessory of the moment. And the jugs, filled at taps in bars and stores, are not just the toys of the bearded, flannel-shirt, beer-geek set. (via)

andy coopy real estate news

Globetrotting newsman Anderson Cooper will soon be able to cool his heels in an old Greenwich Village firehouse -- complete with brass fire poles -- that he's turning into a new home, The Post has learned.

The century-old building on West Third Street was nominated this week for a spot on the National Register of Historic Places, a status that Cooper can use for a slew of tax breaks if his renovations maintain the firehouse's historic façade.

Neighbors have seen Cooper visiting the firehouse regularly since it was sold in September for $4.3 million by the New York Board of Fire Underwriters, which operated the private Fire Patrol 2 out of the building beginning in 1906. (via)

keekerz speakerz timez a millz!

yesterday i put my entire ipod on shuffle on acci, and just left it that way. i got through about 175 songs in one day, out of 7281. then i thought,, shew. why not go all the way? i'll keep you abreast of any faves that show up in my earz. let's get started:

peter bjorn + john - paris 2004
gwen stefani - wonderful life
the national - baby we'll be fine
the roots - don't say nothin'

son of a.

i hope someone gets to rape the benefits of this. thx sj.

what are you doing tonight?

watching the state of the union address probably. check out the huffington post's drinking game!

Obama says "let me be clear"
Do one shot
Obama says "change isn't easy"
Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake"
Do one shot
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."
He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells something
Do two shots
Obama yells back
Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs"
Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care"
Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal
Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal
STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo
Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress
Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over
Do three shots
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"
Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you"
Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions Haiti
Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

you know what i love

the BEYONCE verse on Lady Gaga's Telephone. so h2d. i know you already know.

gchatz with thomas wilhelm

thomas: art bar in the west village

me: yeah i have been there. it is good

thomas: i have to do everything on my own! i can't depend on you for nothin'

me: quit bein a lil biatch

thomas: you you quit

me: i wish i could quit you

thomas: shut you goddamn mouth

NeRd aLeRt!

The Third & The Seventh from Alex Roman on Vimeo.

this video is all computer generated, but they take a trip through and around some recognizable architecture masterworks. it really gets going after about the 2:00 mark, and vimeo is loading slow as hello, so be patient and be rewarded. via

keekerz speakerz

i always wished i had been born erykah badu.

nashville : this weekend

carlisle cullen is going to be there. so is mike newton (yawn). the big one, emmett cullen was supposed to be there, but he isnt going to be there anymore.

incidentally, im going to be in nashville this weekend. im going to a yacht rock concert at mercy lounge on friday night if you want to join in the fun. its MIXY BASH 2010, ya heard.

australian open update

roddick is out because his shoulder tingled (enjoy the shirtlessness)

nadal is out because he was losing and his knee made it impossible for him to win

andy murray wants to win a grand slam for once, but federer is still around... so.

source

on the ladies side, justine henin is looking good. her inner voice is positive.

serena and venus are probably going to have to play each other to see who gets to the finals. those matches are always much more boring than they should be.

source

what is kismet doing?

gazing.

next stop, LONDON

why? because of abbaworld, silly goose.