something tells me this still won't be good enough.

president obama posted his birth certificate on the white house website today, and will be addressing questions with reporters this morning.

i doubt it will make a difference.

crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreddit. carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddd!!!

omg look what albert haynesworth (alledgedly) did to a lady!

WASHINGTON -- Washington Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth was charged Tuesday with misdemeanor sexual abuse for allegedly fondling the breast of his server in a hotel restaurant in Washington.

A grand jury returned an indictment formally charging Haynesworth over the alleged incident at a downtown Washington hotel in the early hours of Feb. 13. If convicted, the 29-year-old two-time All-Pro faces up to six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

According to the U.S. attorney's office, the government's evidence shows Haynesworth slid a credit card down the front of the server's dress and fondled her breast.

Haynesworth's attorney, A. Scott Bolden, called the charge disappointing and regretful and said it would be a difficult case for the government to prove. Haynesworth is innocent and several witnesses would vouch that the alleged conduct never happened, Bolden said.

"We maintain his innocence, and now the fight begins," Bolden said. (via)

erin baker and i used to take pixies with his ford F650 , which he would park next to our house back in college while he was credit-carding bitches at tap room. i'll post one if i can ever find it. erin, do you have it?

NERD ALERT

whoa check out the pavillion they are going to build on governors island this year.

WEIRD! its called the burble bup, ctm. via.

take two of these and call me in the morning.

roger ebert won the new yorker caption contest! here's an article about his numerous previous attempts.

YOU'RE WELCOME!

UPDATE : i just discovered that it's really entertaining to watch this while listening to this song. try it out!

omg the grizzlies kilt em

the spurs look like some fools up in memphis.

one more game yall and we're in the second round!

lazy horse won't do his job

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a robyn documentary

its in swedish, natch, but hit (CC) for english subtitles. via.

fang fingerz!!!

the nashville predators won their first playoff series in franchise history last night at gaylord entertainment center sommet center bridgestone arena.

"It was a good play by Toots. He was driving to the net. I just came in late, and he created a lot of space and got the defense to follow," Spaling said. "The goalie was out of the net. I just shot it in."

that's my favorite line from the tennessean article

jicyww, the grizzlies have also made franchise history by winning a playoff game. in fact, they've won two and lead the spurs 2-1 in the series.

look at joel.

st. louis airport tornado

yikes!!

we were just talking about this

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jake is bald

and dressed in a police outfit.

kitties dont get it

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fancy GIFs

here's a story about them. pretty cool!