how to keep your hands off your sin zones:

 why immobilize the head?

read this caity weaver joint

its about the time she went to the sheepshead bay TGI Fridays to test out their "endless apps" promotion:

I tell her I would like to order the unlimited mozzarella sticks. She tells me that, according to the restrictions of the promotion, I will only be permitted to receive unlimited quantities of one item, for example: barbecue boneless buffalo wings. I tell her I would like to order the unlimited mozzarella sticks. (via)

st vincent teaches david letterman a thing or two

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i would go back in time to Lagos in the 60s

Half of a Yellow Sun's Urbane Outfitter on Nowness.com

damn UT, you wrong for calling this a renovation

Pic of the Day:@UTKnoxville is renovating Strong Hall but saving part of the original building http://t.co/RmiuYAjKQl pic.twitter.com/hHcKfAfTfB

— ARCHITECT magazine (@architectmag) July 17, 2014

elaine stritch on the fourth hour

So sad to hear about Elaine stritch. Xoxo she always had us laughing xoxo pic.twitter.com/P3WT2PRi1k

— Hoda Kotb (@hodakotb) July 17, 2014

melissa, i think you could do it.

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pour yourself a vodka gimlet tonight in honor of the late elaine stritch

no thank you.

A quick look on @flightradar24 and you can see the move away from Ukraine airspace pic.twitter.com/lS3OI5O8Ug
— PlaneTalking (@Plane_Talking) July 17, 2014

omf.

gulp.

here i am at graceland too, just after Paul McLeod pointed a loaded gun on me

here is melissa at graceland too, terrified

Graceland Too is over, Paul McLeod is dead!

he killed someone in his home tuesday.

oh my g-d.

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fUTuRE fOnTz

you should read this article detailing google's year-and-a-half long process of designing the font of the future, intended for true cross-platform use. its called rOBoTo!