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this is me retracting every bad thing i ever said about twilight. just watched it. 11 biscuits!!!!!!!!

anyone know the next one comes out?

what are you reading?

i'm reading this:



Marriage, a History: How Love conquered Marriage
(yeah, the title is a little over dramatic.)
by Stephanie Coontz, author of The Way We Never Were

"Provocative, erudite and entertaining. What makes this book so important is it's honesty and courage. Raises the debates about marriage in America to a higher level."
-Chicago Tribune

"Engrossing. Coontz is at the top of her writing game here. Distills an enormous amount of information into descriptions both portable and intriguing."
-The Seattle Times

what's going on right now in brooklyn?

blinding sunshine + thunderstorms = SUNDERSTORMZ!!!!

what is kismet doing?

answer: we are waking up from a little afternoon kismet kitty nap. meeeeorw.

a story i meant to tell you and just now remembered.

last night, i was strolling down constable street (aka montague) and i passed an outdoor seating area of a cafe. its a pretty busy street. hundreds of people walking around. hundreds. anyway, there were three (3) gentleman dressed in business attire talking loudly enough that i could hear them from roughly half a block away. this is what i hear as i approach, pass, and continue walking:

"so he's explaining to me, and he says 'its the left part of the anus'. then he gets into all of the technical stuff and then boom-boom-boom, and it feels really good!!"

then they all break into uproarious laughter. the end.

you'll never be clean, charlie.

me and john playing real housewives on gchat.

john: brb

me: ugh

WELL I WONT

I WONT BE BACK

goodBYE

me: told you i'd never be back!!!!!!!!

john: why do you do this to me?

me: what

what did i do

to you

john: all i need is an explanation

me: for what

john: is that really so much to ask?

me: what am i explaining?

john: um...why don't you tell me?

me: um

let me just explain something

i want to make this perfectly clear

we are not friends

we will never be friends

john: oh really

me: i do not accept your antics

you're not charming

you're embearassing yourself

im up here

and youre down here

got it?

john: oh really

your attitude...is for kids

me: really?

john: honestly kylie. honestly. i will not indulge you in this

me: is that what you think?

you know what

you know what your problem is?

john: i will not put up with your antics and your bullshit

me: here's the reality

john: i feel so badly for you

me: the reality of this situation is

john: you know what

you know what

me: while you're busy talking, i'm busy doing

john: let's go down memory lane

me: oh you want to go down memory lane?

fine

lets go

john: oh really

me: really? you think you have memories? really?

john: you know what, you need to CHILL out!

me: you are just...so....ugh...just so out of control

john: aaaaah my gad you're so cray, i gotta go on a date.

me: im perfectly calm

john: you need to like...realize the situation.

you know what baby? i don't want to talk to you.

i don't want to know you

have a good life

dubzTF?

12 dead in shooting in binghamton, ny.

as goes iowa...

wall of complimentz

"with [2Pz]nappod, i dont have to think of or find my own status messages/links"
-bun-bun

thx bun-bun!! what a wonderful compliment!

bruce is staying!

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. -- Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl has a newly renegotiated six-year contract keeping him with the Volunteers. It came hours after reports surfaced that Memphis wanted to talk to Pearl about replacing John Calipari, who left for Kentucky.

Interim president Jan Simek and athletic director Mike Hamilton announced Thursday night that they and Pearl had agreed in principle to the new deal. Details will be released within the next few days.

Pearl said in a statement that Hamilton has been supportive and committed to making Tennessee one of college basketball's best jobs.

"I want to ensure the University of Tennessee and its fans that I'm 100 percent committed to this school, this program and our student-athletes," Pearl said. (espn)

[ i'm sorry, but when did jan simek become our interim president? did they SEE what he tried to do to the architecture school as interim dean? gross. ]

nErD aLeRt!

both the yankees' and the mets' new stadiums open today. nytimes architecture critic, nicolai ouroussoff reviews them:

What’s more, each stadium subtly reflects the character of the franchises that built them. Yankee Stadium is the kind of stoic, self-conscious monument to history that befits the most successful franchise in American sports. The new home of the Mets, meanwhile, is scrappier and more lighthearted. It plays with history fast and loose, as if it were just another form of entertainment. (nytimes)

FYI... in tv on right now news

im sitting at home with kismet watching my netflix Ken Burns documentary, THE WAR disc 4... and crying like a little bitch.

for julie.

check out paris's new glasses!

ctm.

Claiming that determining an unquestioned national champion through a playoff system "went against the very idea of sporting competition," and that the sheer exuberance of college basketball fans was "a shocking and nauseating display of everything wrong with collegiate athletics," top BCS officials roundly condemned the NCAA Tournament Monday. (the onion)