what are you doing this weekend?

thx g.

land hurricane?

what IS that thing?

i'll watch that.

(via curbed)

this weekend in brooklyn.

BKLYN DESIGNS™, an annual contemporary design exhibition for consumers and members of the trade presented by the Brooklyn Chamber of Commerce, announced its line up of special events for 2009. Held May 8-10 in DUMBO, Brooklyn, this intimate design show provides attendees with the unique opportunity to engage in dialogue with designers and industry leaders about a variety of provocative subjects. (website)

also, b-heights house tour on saturday.

too bad i'm oot.

under my house.

i'm just here for the music.

paula abdul's new single. basically the same concept as 'muffin tops'.

i know you want a piece of that. but im just here to dance.

just because.

mary j. blige.

i had no idea.

The weekend is expected to be a somber one for friends of Farrah Fawcett. Her longtime partner Ryan O’Neal told People magazine that Fawcett “stays in bed now,” and her treatment “has pretty much ended.” (msnbc)

;*(

and ima watch this.

you know the old saying: when one door closes...

tuesday, may 12 is shaping up to be one amazing evening of televisions. although this season of the real housewives of nyc has concluded, the reunion is so action-packed that they had to make it a two-parter! the first part is on tuesday, followed by the season premiere of the real housewives of new jersey!

in case my detailed article doesnt satisfy you, you can get to know some more about the characters here.

thx nanners!

ima watch this.

Memory loss is a terrifying prospect, and “The Alzheimer’s Project,” a sober, deeply affecting four-documentary series on HBO that begins on Sunday, seeks to comfort and encourage those whose worst fears turn out to be true. (nytimes)

nyc news

who said that five information kiosks was enough for the new york city visitors center in times square? looks cool though...

Enemies of the GOP

1) joe the plumber: former GOP mascot says that he is quitting the party because they are spending too much money. also says that he would never let a queer anywhere near his children.

2) sean hannity: will have you believe that the president is elitest and unamerican because he asked for dijon mustard on his hamburger. nation shrugs.

3) anyone with the last name palin: bristol, todd, and baby levi on the today show to tell you that abstinence is the best policy and dont ask any questions about my personal life... or my baby daddy. todd calls the kid a "mistake."

Real scuuuured

Wesleyan University is in lockdown as cops conduct a manhunt for a killer who shot his ex, a student, at a campus bookstore. The shooter is Stephen Morgan, 29, and now cops say he might be targeting Jews. He is a creepy fucker, this Stephen Morgan, as is apparent in the surveillance pic released from Broad Street Books, where he killed Johanna Justin-Jinich. And he ruined the Spring Fling. Cops recovered his gun and his wig, and he might be in New York or Massachusetts.
--gawker

what is jazzy doing?

just chillin' in her kismet kitty perch.

apologies in advance.

sorry for the slow-blogging over the next few days. im on vacay in tennessee! markie's graduating! i'll be documenting everything, so dont worry about missing much. you're going to get an eyeful!

i'm off to pick up my grandma and my uncle from the airport! and later, a new puppy character will be arriving with my aunt and uncle. his name is sTaNLeY and you are going to <3 him!