nErD aLeRt!

Friends of 2pz and UT Architecture graduates Erik Herrmann and Ashley Bigham are set to tie the knot. From Erik:

All,

This weekend [now last month] I took Ashley to Dallas for her birthday, and proposed in the Noguchi sculpture garden at the Kimbell Art Museum in Fort Worth, Texas. Ashley claims to have been on to me the whole time, but I'm relatively certain that I caught her by surprise...

I just wanted to send out a note sharing our good news with you all.

More details to follow... [we're still waiting]

All the best,
Erik

Congratulations on being our nerdiest of friends. Here's more proof that they're huge nerds:


You "Kahn't" be serious you two. [See what I did there?]

Congratulations to Butler for winning...

...our hearts. In the whitest of NCAA Championships since Kentucky let beeple play, Butler fell to Duke by 2 points last night. Butler is a 2pz favorite for being ceeyute bull-underdogs like Georgia, but not as douchey. Butler coach Brad Stevens is a 2pz favorite for being young like Lane Kiffin, but not as douchey. Also, he graduated from DePauw University.

The loss ended a nation's best 25-game win streak. Luckily, Butler did not go down like West Virginia, nor did they get mounted by Bob Huggins. Their goofy tennis champ star missed a last second shot that was really close, unlike another last second shot earlier in the tourney that we Vol fans would like to forget. It is likely that Butler will be remembered as a great team and get to keep it in their record books, because they are not coached by John Calipari. Even though they fell short, they were impressive in front of a hometown crowd of 70,000 people (great sight lines, I'm sure). What we can be sure of is that Peyton's orange awesomeness rubbed off on Butler up there in Indianapolis.

And that Bruce Pearl will be sticking around Tennessee for a while. [relevant]

When the game ended and Duke was celebrating on the court, a nurse's assistant walked into to my room to take my vitals, and said "football?" To which I replied "No." and thought Five months, sweetie, only five months.

oof.

Chilling classified video of a 2007 collateral damage incident in which U.S. Army Apache helicopter crews apparently mistook Iraqi civilians and Reuters journalists for insurgents was made public by a watchdog group.


According to WikiLeaks, which made the video public on its WikiLeaks.org website, the video shows the mistaken killing of two Reuters journalists, photographer Namir Noor-Eldeen, 22, and his assistant and driver Saeed Chmagh, 40. The site has posted the video on YouTube with the title "Collateral Murder." (via)

thx global warming!

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – It's a good spring for strawberry lovers: Prices are unusually low in many places because cold weather delayed Florida's harvest to coincide with California's, and the two states are flooding the market with cheap berries. (via)

obama's opening day first pitch

far left. ctm.

guess what!

i'm pleased to announce 2Pz newest correspondent, bun-bun-bunners!!

he will specialize in the accomplishments of the university of tennessee's many powerhouse athletic programs, and in true 2Pz form, he'll also post whatever the hell he likes on the internet. everyone be nice and welcome him. he's got kancer for khrist's sakez.

well hello there

elian gonzalez. remember him? now he is a young communist heartbreaker. via.

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the first person to guess the topic of this video wins!

YOU'RE WELCOME!

Edie's big adventure

keekerz speakerz

this is my current favorite song. it is sooooo pretty.

it reminds me of if this song and this song had a baby. and those are 2 of my all-time favorite songs.

not impressed

the girl in the corner must not be too enthused about HCR...

tennis time in tennessee

melissa and i played tennis today. we played one set in about an hour. she beat me (3-6).

happy easter ya'll

what is charlie doing?

is he sleepin' or just makin' believe? thx sj.

hey there internet, bieber or die

Bieber Takes Over from Justin Bieber