what would i not give

for a hotdog t shirt. via

he wants to introduce himself

you have definitely heard of the coolest new band in middle schools across the country. they are called one erection direction and this one named zayn malik wants to say hi. via.

What do you tell a john kerry with two black eyes.

nothing, somebody already told him twice.

i wonder how big it really is

Check the TAPES!

Listening to Whitney Houston's Million Dollar Bill allllll day, thanks to Kylie, made me think of this:



So where are those receipts Diane? And you call yourself a journalist.

another spirit animal?

thomas wilhelm: omg! make that my spirit animal!
look at that face
also, put that other end away!

couple of dance tracks

saint etienne - tonight
(joel, i think you'll like this one especially, but that may be gaycist of me...)


miike snow - paddling out

feel free to watch the zebra during these.

start your engines - january 30th

tumblr tuesday

this one is delightfully southern and sosocute. maddie on things

twerkin on a cupcake

this also reminds me of thomas wilhelm.

remind you of anyone?

kreayshawn for V mag by terry richardson

one porcupine, one cup

(via)

bonus links : 
wanna see a grown one? i didn't know they PLAYED.
this talking one doesn't seem real, but i think it IS.

want a seizure?

leave it to jezebel to ruin the fun:

Most unfortunate are the shots of Nicki Minaj in a cage, a la Shakira. We have discussed black women in cages before — most notably Amber Rose and Grace Jones. It's a tired, troubling visual. In this context, we're supposed to see Nicki as threatening, wild, dangerous. But the objectification and exoticization of black women is steeped in racism. (via)

son of a!

The unemployment rate for recent graduates was highest in architecture, at 13.9 percent, probably at least partly because of the housing market collapse. Even architecture majors who went on to receive graduate degrees, which usually safeguard workers from unemployment, are doing poorly in the job market. With a jobless rate of 7.7 percent, architecture majors who hold graduate degrees are still more likely to be unemployed than newly minted college grads who studied journalism (!). (via)

god DAMN it!

oh...

now you know everything.