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from joel's twittersomethings:

im ready to start a wednesday drunk. 1 day ago
Live your potential. 2 days ago

sorry, texas.

the SEC proves it's dominance once again. 4 championships in a row, from 3 teams. strong work, alabama. next year, TeNnEsSeE!!!

(you can just go on ahead and shut it up, joey tony.)

i watched the game with my good friend thomas wilhelm, and he had some really amazing commentary on the game of football. examples:

me: it might have been holding. that's an offensive penalty.
john: it's not offensive to me. you can hold me anytime.

"what happened? they sack him? they put him in the sack?"

on an extra point:
"that wasn't very centered."

on nick saban:
"look at him. look at that old rich bastard run."

"what happened? they ran real far? like past the halfway marking point?"

unrelated to the game:
"that guy was a real self-potato."

the end. 

weird, ya'll

"Shit gets real about a minute in, and it keeps getting real-er, so stay with it." via

gentleman puppy

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highest paid teen actor

jacob from luna nueva is going to be in a new movie with tom cruise, and is being paid like a billion dollars.

In Taylor's role with Cruise, the athletic teen will play "a gifted, young, aerobatics pilot who faces off with his controlling, billionaire father and falls in love with a gifted, female pilot."

ctmol

UPDATE: nvm

do you watch always sunny in philadelphia?

i dont. im just so busy with so many other things. should i start at the beginning?

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this looks funny to me

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what is kismet doing?

kismet is loving life because the fedex guy just brought him his new love, brucie bear.

thanks keeks and g.animalz for thinking of kismet during this holiday season.

go grizzlies!

congrats to "the hottest team in the league." the grizzlies are on fire!

backwardz wednesdayz!

there's no backwards animals on the internet today, but g.animalz showed me this. and i will be forever grateful.

for you, lilly!!!!

aaaaaaahahahahaHAHA HA ahaHA HAAHhahahaha!

what type are you?

Since 1974, the design studio Pentagram has come up with a special way to usher in the holiday season, sending a select group of friends, colleagues and clients small booklets with an emphasis on strong graphic design rather than pat holiday greetings. But we kinda think they outdid themselves with 2009’s edition, the charming and incredibly well-executed and interactive What Type Are You? Typeface, that is! After entering your name and password—happily, we are allowed to reveal here that it is “character”—turn your speakers, as directed, up. A nattily dressed man, seen only from the neck down, goes into therapy mode, speaking in what we’re imagining is a Freud-like accent. He’ll ask you four simple questions, pausing and fidgeting impatiently if you take too long, and will reveal your own individual “type.” There are 16 different possibilities (from Archer Hairline to Universal), and you’ll receive a short and fascinating history lesson on the specified font. Talk about a gift that keeps giving..

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i am dot matrix... but it is possible if i wasnt currently experiencing an emotional breakdown i may have answered differently. i am a gemini after all.

why would you even WANT to be up that high?

a few images from the world's highest observation deck at the burj dubai.

pew! pew pew!

and check out these interiors. so graphic!

the inaugural fireworks show...isn't dubai supposed to be broke or something?

oh, hi.

now we know who janelle monae is

thanks thomas wilhelm. turns out the internet already knows who she is.