on board.

(via)

here's a look at that paula pell movie we've all been waiting for since the day we were born.

In a script penned by SNL writer Paula Pell, Jane and Maura are visiting their hometown and learn that their parents are selling their childhood home. The sisters decide to throw one epic house party before their parents move out.

Due out this coming December, Sisters will be the first Fey-Poehler movie collaboration since 2008's Baby Mama. The hilarious stars previously worked together on 2004's Mean Girls. (via)

set your tivos!

it's also the season premiere of the americans tonight!

"The BBC Flew a Drone over Auschwitz-and the result is haunting"

I think its kind of beautiful in its own way...via

there was a blizzard and now suddenly it's broad city day!

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i'm not a sir.

keekerz speakerz

don't forget about the girls

These are your new #Ghostbusters: http://t.co/qE9C3Pbqp4 pic.twitter.com/lrzhvVBosI

— Vulture (@vulture) January 27, 2015

chris pratt could hit it

Chris Pratt mght be the new Indiana Jones: http://t.co/FnKcJxySKq pic.twitter.com/2EiTBnWRbN

— New York Magazine (@NYMag) January 27, 2015

i dont think any of you are interested in this but i'm just going to leave it right here

Bryce the baby harbor seal is learning to live without any eyesight http://t.co/wgf5GizYef pic.twitter.com/nWnHTtZ0Ux

— Mashable Watercooler (@watercooler) January 27, 2015

hahaha paris hilton, a monkey, some deer, and a banana

Poor sweet deer getting bullied by a monkey for a banana. 🍌🐒

A video posted by Paris Hilton (@parishilton) on Jan 27, 2015 at 11:27am PST

LOL weather

RT @MTA: "@NYGovCuomo: all @NYCTSubway, @NYCTBus, @LIRR and @MetroNorth operations will be fully closed by 11pm." pic.twitter.com/epMoHX44xI

— Dustin Ross (@DustinRossSaid) January 26, 2015

imagine all the trouble this little guy gets himself into

via

thomas wilhelm just tagged me in this.

@diesel #dieselhigh

A video posted by Elliot Tebele (@fuckjerry) on Jan 26, 2015 at 9:49am PST

and just for good measure:

louis ck cancels MSG show in very funny fashion.

Dear friend,

Hi. It's Louis CK here to make sure everyone knows that my show show tomorrow at Madison Square Garden has been canceled. All ticket holders will automatically get a refund. I am really sorry about this and I am surprised to learn as I write this that there is only one L in the word canceled. I'll have to take my phone's word for it. But it doesn't look right to me.

In any case, there seems to be a massive storm approaching New York City. They are calling this storm "historic" which.... Well I didn't know you could call a thing historic if it hasn't happened yet. But I'm not one to defy future historic events. And I have to be respectful of the responsibility I have to the 15,000 people who are holding tickets to the show and could be stranded somewhere historically trying to get to or from my show. I think it's clearly better that I alter history in the name of safety and cancel. Besides, if you've ever tried to get your deposit back when you rent a banquet hall for a wedding that gets snowed out, you don't want to even know what the deposit is on Madison Square Jesus Christing Garden is.

So. No show. I will be on Letterman tonight, though. So you can yell boo right at my stupid and very handsome face on your tv screen or on your paper towel or your watch or whatever you view Letterman on.

Also I will be contacting you very soon about my new standup special which will be historically available only on my website louisck.net very soon.

I really want to thank everyone who came to the shows at MSG. It was an incredible experience. The audiences were great. And the crew at MSG is classy and professional.

Okay. That's it. I have to do some laundry now. 

Take care of yourself and don't be a jerk to people.

Louis CK.

blizzard #protip

trick your pets into servitude.