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rihanna admits that LA Dodgers center fielder matt kemp is her official really real boyfriend.

also, check out this video of rihanna getting ready for her big concert tour.

Mmm...

I came across this via a friend's gchat status. Apparently he and some other folks I know have a blog about Knoxville (a grand little city in Tennessee, and home of the Vols, duh). It's called "The Sunsphere is not a Wig Shop", which is a Simpsons reference icydak.

As far as the Biscuit Fest goes, I won't be able to make it this year, but I plan on going to it in the future, o.c. Icyww, Knoxville makes sense for this event because it is the historic home of White Lily Flour, considered the best flour, IN THE WORLD, for biscuits. But Smuckers ruined that.

Also, White Lilly Flower would be a good nickname for a 2pz follower/tipster/commenter that I know.

Is it worth it?

I slept instead of watching SNL last night and my current residence doesn't have DVR (ikr?). Are there any sketches worth watching on Hulu?

Masters, Baiters

Phil Mickelson just won his third Masters Tournament. He dedicated the tournament to his wife and mom who are both battling kancer, so I'm gonna go ahead and say he won it for me, too. Way to go Phil, I'm honored. Don't go sleepin' 'round wit' hoes on us now. That being said, Tiger finished a respectable 4th.

In other sporting news, I wish we had a bass team when I was a student.

dallas cowboys stadium implosion

wall of complimentz

thx neely!

the night the lights went out in georgia

get ready to hear that a lot. Dixie Carter dies at age 70. sad.

i love him.

chelsea's dog, chunk.

“I don’t trust people who don’t drink,” she says in her signature deadpan as she heads onstage. “Please be wasted by the time I return.” (via)

love her, too. thx lilly!

"you suck!"

via

old us, now us.

easter 1987? - easter 2010

RIP, Government of Poland

our hearts go out to you. the president and their equivalent to the four joint chiefs and the leader of their central bank all died in a plane crash in heavy fog in russia. they were trying to land and came up short of the airfield and crashing into some trees. the national tragedy killed 97 people.

ironically, the president was on the way to this specific place in russia because to commemorate the loss of 20,000 polish elite officers killed by russians there 70 years ago.

nytimes

dont forget to set your dvr

Right Now!

The Tennessee Volunteers on whooping up on the Alabama Crimson Turds. ESPNClassic is showing the 1997 game that we won on our way to winning the SEC Championship. Peyton is looking pretty good, as are Peerless Price, Marcus Nash, Jamal Lewis, Jermaine Copeland. We are currently winning 31-14 early in the 4th quarter. Keep your fingers crossed that we don't blow it!

UPDATE

We won 38-21! And during the telecast they played a country song that said "Peyton Manning, we love you, just like Archie and Olivia do, we love you" or some shit like that. I tried to google it, and google did not help. If you know or can find who croons those lyrics, I will be indebted to you.

patty cakes training his new puppy in portland

quotes from ladies.

reading sarah palin's spoken words on paper kind of feels similar to trying to pull a hidden image out of a magic eye poster...

""No administration in America's history would I think ever have considered such a step that we just found out that President Obama is supporting today.

You know that's kinda like getting out there on the playground, a bunch of kids ready to fight and one of the kids saying 'Go ahead, punch me in the face and I'm not going to retaliate. Go ahead and do what you want to with me.'"
-sarah palin

don't worry, he burned her up.

""I really have no response to that. Last I checked, Sarah Palin's not much of an expert on nuclear issues."
-barack obama

UPDATE: sarah palin again mocks the president by suggesting that he is the one who lacks the credentials to dictate nuc-ular policy because he is nothing but a part time senator/ community organizer. (click here)

...one thing that she forgot to mention in his resume is that he is the president of the united states, in constant communication with the secretary of defense and the joint chiefs of staff.