30 September 2009

"my favorite color is fluorescent beige"


im going to go see this one. oprah likes it. everybody wants to release it. its got mariah carey, monique, AND faux alicia keys in it. its going to win awards.




UPDATE: starla endorsed! hell to the yeah.

nice


it needs a shade, but i like this lamp concept.

oprah baby picture

oprah's hair episode is on right now. she just showed this picture and chris rock said, "you was a slave, weren't you?"

bathroom towel puppy

from melissa from blake

not normal

BEIJING — As nearly 190,000 dancers, politicians, soldiers and fighter pilots prepared for the highly synchronized extravaganza marking the 60th anniversary of the People’s Republic of China on Thursday, perhaps no one was feeling more performance anxiety than Guo Hu, Beijing’s chief weatherman.

While meteorologists in much of the world are simply charged with forecasting rain or shine, Mr. Guo and his colleagues at the Beijing Municipal Meteorological Station were also responsible for making sure the weather is of the crowd-pleasing variety. “If we make a mistake with our work, the impact will be huge,” Mr. Guo, a soft spoken scientist, told a news conference this week. “We are under a lot of pressure.”

Meteorologists said their efforts to prevent foul weather on Oct. 1 involved satellites, 400 scientists, cloud-probing lasers and a squadron of transport planes capable of sprinkling liquid nitrogen into pregnant clouds. “It is the first time in Chinese history that artificial weather modification on such a large scale has been attempted,” Cui Lianqing, an air force meteorologist, told Global Times newspaper last week.

i want to go to there



mojave airplane graveyard

dinner party


have you ever thought about what your answer would be to that old question about what famous people living or dead you would invite to your dinner party?

so far, ive got three people on my list: carrie fisher, gore vidal, and kismet with the ability to speak. any other ideas?

UPDATE: and beyonce and rihanna, oc.

chuck bass arena homme+


covergirl

top 200 albums of the decade

pitchfork's currently counting down the top 200 albums of the 2000's. check it out.

are you ready for google wave?

sure why not?

ouch


this plane shredded about 200 little birds upon take off. sorry birds.

what is kismet doing?

answer: trying to put on his new t shirt, or trying to change the channel... not sure

NeRd aLeRt!

The architecture firm Populous (nee HOK Sport) is now in the process of designing and building two Olympic stadiums. This design for Sochi, the winter games in 2014 was just unveiled. taking hints from beijing much?

Their design for the 2012 summer games in London is perhaps less flashy, but more praiseworthy for its sustainable approach. The stadium will seat 80,000 people for the games, then be deconstructed to a more reasonable 25,000 seat venue, more likely to achieve permanent occupancy.

marty stouffer's wild america

in honor of predator month

cloud

did any of you see this in the sky above manhattan yesterday? art.

via

kewl.



time lapse of this year's coachella festival.

guess what.

lauren conrad wrote a book. i know, i had no idea either. n-e-wayz, the twilight producers are going to make it into a movie. how exciting!

happy bearthday, rodger zoe!

rachel asked me to tell you that.

koolhaas houselife



Rem Koolhaas examines the afterlife of starchitecture in this cheeky little film about his own creation, the widely praised home in Bordeaux, France that he designed for the wheelchair bound publisher Jean-Francois Lemoine.

Besides the celebrity of the architect and the house itself, the star of the film is the housekeeper who deals with the everyday life and eccentricities of the home. "There's nothing holding it up. I hope it doesn't fall down."

i want to see this.

goodness.


"Included on the list of the top 100 most popular polls on Facebook was a poll responding to the "should Obama be killed" query, and which asked users to vote, "Should the creator of 'should Obama be killed' be arrested?"
" (via)

in honor of the hills premiere last night.



starring chicken tetrazzini.

zomg!

meet...mr. bumble!

sorry, starla.

first r-pattz, and now this.

i, for one, hope this mess is true!

bike party in connecticut!

“Bike Rides: The Exhibition,” which opened Saturday at the Aldrich Contemporary Art Museum, presents bicycles in all their glory. There are high-tech bicycles made from bamboo and titanium, two of Lance Armstrong’s carbon fiber bikes, and nationalistic creations like the restored and elaborately personalized vintage Schwinns from the Puerto Rico Schwinn Club, based in New York City. Among the sculptural works — from China, India and Brazil — is Cai Guo-Qiang’s “Illusion of Childhood,” an assemblage of bicycles, toys and other objects.

The exhibition also features bike racks, a bicycle advocacy mural and bicycle-inspired videos, including “Helmet-Cam Video” by David Byrne, the musician, artist and bicycling proponent, in which he navigates Manhattan by bike.
(via)

i'm on board.

october is predator appreciation month!

backwardz wednesdayz!!!

nErD aLeRt!

"During four weeks a robot of the ETH Zurich will built the ‘Pike Loop’ installation on a traffic island in the middle of New York. From 5 October passersby will be able to follow the construction of the bending brick wall, which will be finished 27 October and last until the end of the year. The installation and its unique construction method was developed by the professorship of Gramazio & Kohler ‘Architecture and Digital Fabrication’ at the ETH Zurich. The research of this professorship will be presented within the attendant exhibition „Digital Materiality“ in the „Storefront for Art and Architecture“ gallery from 1 October til 14 November." (via)

thx midge.

29 September 2009

my job on the internet may be over

streaming karen o, where the wild things are


stereogum is streaming the full soundtrack to where the wild things are, all tracks by karen 0 of the yeah yeah yeahs. hop to.

or buy it from your local compact disc retailer (yeah right like those exist anymore) on 9/29.

bees attack turkey crash victims


the only thing worse than being in a bus crash in turkey... crashing into a lorry carrying hives full of angry stinging bees.


on oprah tomorrow, HAIR!



im going to watch oprah tomorrow, are you? its all about hair.

scream 4


its coming. and neve campbell too. scary. i couldnt walk around my house in the dark after i saw this.

50 interesting advertisements



billboards, mostly

book-bannin'

i looked to see what was banned in brooklyn. here's an illustration from tintin in the congo, a french comic book from the 1930's.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/3/2008/03/smallish_ThatsRacist.gif

in tv on right now news

three jeopardy contestants:
1) a girl who writes backwards. a talent she developed in college so her classmates couldnt borrow her notes.

2) a guy who entered a couples dance class by himself. drunk.

3) a guy who got hit by a car before school one day.

daily ri ri


rihanna leopard ankle boots yes

what happened in santorini.

nymag gossip girl recap!

(side note: new favorite joke = "who does jenny humphrey have to blow to get into this plot?")

apple granted patent on these bad boys.

"Apple's innovation over previous head mounted displays is, in part, to separate the laser engine from the headgear, stowing the engine in a separate unit connected to the frames via fiber optic cable. Such an "iGlasses" setup, as our tipster calls it, would allow a more immersive television, gaming or conferencing experience when using, say, an iPhone. Or you could just walk around pretending to be a commando from the future, with frickin' laser breams attached to your head." (via)

thx g.

seek high ground

if you have friends or family in the south pacific, now is the time to call and tell them you love them.

book censorship lives!

ever wondered what books are being censored in your neighborhood? find out HERE!

new britney



one, two, three!
brit brit wrapped up the US leg of her tour in las vegas by debuting thi new song, and pulling lance bass on stage to molest and embarrass him. cute!

lady gaga three years ago



stefani germanotta playing at the bitter end on bleecker in new york.
talent!

i'm dancing already


britney's new single, called "3"!

texting with melissa

melissa: I just fell in the bookstore... emBEARassing

me: All the way down?

melissa: O yes! My boot got caught in the cuff of my pants! Fell right on my ace! (sic)

me: Didanyone (sic) see?

melissa: Yep... And i felt just like those bikes bc no one even cared! But on a positive note while down i found the book i was looking for!

keekerz speakerz

kings of conveneince - ms. cold

the xx - heart skipped a beat

thao and the get down stay down - when we swam

lizzy trullie - ready for the floor (cover)
from last night's gossip girl

you just got gap'd


who's body looks like that? nice choice, NOT.

2sie 2zday again!!!

oh noes, i speeeyauled one whole gulp!

lazer slugz.

drawing on NAOMI (campbell)

draw here

INSTRUCTIONS:
Use brushes and colours to write and draw onto the Naomi sculpture.

To draw on Naomi, click DRAW FRONT or DRAW BACK. Click SUBMIT to upload your drawing. To see your results on live webcam images click VIEW CAMS (results may take up to 30 seconds to appear).

for john.

2sie 2zday!!

go forth...and buy some new jeans

these levi's "go forth" adverts have been floating around for a couple months. they each feature walt whitman poems (one, an actual recording of him reading the first four lines of his poem america). they get you all emotional about denim and bein' an amurican, and i think they would make don draper proud. i'm just glad someone finally found a use for these silly stupid poems.



pioneers o pioneers full text



america full text

recognize this?

thx midge!

for gangles.

28 September 2009

"the future is all yours, you lousy bicycle!"


butch cassidy and the sundance kid

The Bike Thief



Don't be a douche, keep an eye out for bike thiefs. Haven't you always wanted to call 911? Couldn't be easier to exhibit some value to your community.

hobo american girl


2pz reader and sister melissa alerted me to the newest american girl doll. you will remember that we now get the american girl newsletter thanks to samantha's recent hospital visit. well, the only interesting thing about the usually wholesome american girl doll is that according to her backstory (which you can read in paperback), Gwen's father left her, her mother lost her job, and now they are living in a car. homeless. really american girl? really?
 
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