2PzNaPpod: 11/01/2015

30 November 2015

did you know...

I challenge you to find a fatter squirrel. This one had a pile of empty peanut shells sitting below her under the picnic table. #kokomoindiana #fatsquirrel #squirrel #foxsquirrel

A photo posted by Nikki (@nikstod) on Nov 4, 2015 at 4:40am PST

...that it's fat squirrel season?

a squirrel trying to find a place to bury her acorn

Please enjoy this squirrel attempting to hide a nut... inside a dog's fur
Posted by Lost At E Minor on Thursday, March 5, 2015

25 November 2015

happy thanksgiving

Feeling Thankful for Michael B. Jordan https://t.co/6HX8Tkcvf1 pic.twitter.com/qdxgNxRy6N
— Towleroad (@tlrd) November 25, 2015

well hello

pugaboo pic.twitter.com/W7dQZC6wHO
— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) November 25, 2015

for kylie

#WTF video here👉🏾https://t.co/iXjEtGxe0t my hoverboard I rode in the video😱 go cop the song! Bounce to it🚀🔊😉 pic.twitter.com/yuUw86zXJj
— Missy Elliott (@MissyElliott) November 25, 2015

important investigative journalism

Will #CaptainAmericaCivilWar be a hot gay love story? @e_alexjung has a GIF investigation: https://t.co/uD4Oahul9v pic.twitter.com/PdXHuSnWxs
— Vulture (@vulture) November 25, 2015

get a load of this beautiful "sea slug"

what is it? nsikan?

have you ever wanted to get up close and personal with the ceiling of the NYPL Rose Reading Room

the restoration is almost finished. check out more pics.

24 November 2015

they must be very private

Adele, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone got Mexican food without you: https://t.co/X1asGxLtOP pic.twitter.com/bmVF4FbMLr
— Mashable (@mashable) November 24, 2015

look what Usher has done to himself!

💪🏾 workin hard so I can eat this 🦃

A photo posted by Usher (@howuseeit) on Nov 23, 2015 at 8:33pm PST

killer mike is feelin' the bern.

(via)

also: is fetty wap a feminist?

23 November 2015

don't touch lane's butt.

When @AshawnRobinson surprises Lane Kiffin with a light tap on the backside...😳 pic.twitter.com/BShvzzNibx
— Taylor Tannebaum (@TaylorTannebaum) November 23, 2015

20 November 2015

friday vibez

if you need some bedroom design inspiration, look no further than scheana's room:

~ live laugh love ~ (cry)

that explains a lot.

from the new yorker. there's more, including a princess manor shout-out.

bonus link: how yelpers talk about restaurants in greenpoint vs. bed-stuy (hint: racist).

fridayz with flim

✨ It’s Friday! ✨ @RuPaul pic.twitter.com/izWHvAqBAm
— World of Wonder (@WorldOfWonder) November 20, 2015

sea organ!

With the variable force of the waves, the water penetrates the lower end of the tubes and is carried into the subterranean gallery, which collects it and returns it to the sea. In this process the air of the interior of the conduits is pushed to orifices that connect the gallery with the surface of the parade, generating sound vibrations which, given the variations in the diameter and length of the tubes, cover a broad range of musical tones. (via)

nErD aLeRt

UNStudio's arnhem station is opening after 19 years of construction and it's already dated.

i like it tho. reminds me of the saarinen TWA terminal.

for joel

zayn's werking on his solo album.

"i started listening to my dad's old records, like 90s stuff."

ay yay yay.

19 November 2015

what's funnier?

ellen scaring humans?

or cucumbers scaring cats?

important.

Broad City, the excellent comedy starring Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson, has a season three premiere at last: On Wednesday, Feb. 17, the girls return for a ten episode season airing, as ever, on Comedy Central. That’s just three days after Valentine’s Day, which seems like it would be a really disastrous holiday for the show’s co-stars.

Among the adventures we can expect in season three: “a trip to the DMV, a rat in the apartment, going clubbing, taking on new job responsibilities, visiting Abbi’s dad and new hook ups.” (via)

can not wait for rat-in-the-apartment.

adorable

Bring a friend to work day @DuleHill #setvisit #thenandnow pic.twitter.com/cQlBRRBJLH
— Allison Janney (@AllisonBJanney) November 18, 2015

call me when you get to... higher ground.

are you watching the new (and final) season of getting on?

just a little hello from oreo and cinnamon :)

Hello from the girls... Oreo and Cinnamon... in their usual spot :)
Posted by Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary on Wednesday, November 18, 2015

18 November 2015

happy birthday to my precious Rascal

RIP diesel!

Les chiens d'assaut et de recherche d'explosifs: indispensables dans les missions des opérateurs du #RAID pic.twitter.com/vb5lGjnwjO
— Police Nationale (@PNationale) November 18, 2015

The operation began at 4:25 a.m. local time, when police laid siege to the apartment about a mile away from Stade de France, one of the sites of Friday's terror attack. The six terror suspects returned fire, lightly wounding five police officers and killing Diesel, a 7-year-old Belgian Malinois police dog. (via)

just a couple a hip hop dancers

thx2starla.

17 November 2015

WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 November 2015

the grizzlies look cute in their throwbacks

#MEMsounds #GrizzHWC > https://t.co/Mbx7U5d5CN https://t.co/yUG8w9BaYg
— Memphis Grizzlies (@memgrizz) November 13, 2015

i finally figured out what the new missy video / song reminds me of

i'm not saying anything about either of these two is derivative in any way. but there are some great overlaps!

miss, for a dollar

Possibly the best response to me anyone has ever had on Billy on the Street. Sending her love and light. pic.twitter.com/J5MyRuDKBk
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) November 13, 2015

just realized i haven't watched the missy video once today.

here's an interview with the makeup artist behind these and several other iconic looks.

an excerpt:

First off: how did you meet Missy?
I actually met Missy through another artist...Trina...Da Baddest Bitch.

you would see the biggest gift would be from me.

This had me rolling for about 5 mins straight. My brother Lowell Hollinger would get a kick out of this
Posted by Harvey Parris on Sunday, November 8, 2015

12 November 2015

me: im not doing any more work today!
if anyone tries to make me work again today, im going to forfeit this weekend's football game
Joel: LOL
me: i've created a safe space and everyone must respect it
Joel: triggers include
elevation
sketch
detail
contractor
me: hardware, bar grilles, laminate
the word "paint"
the words "diaper changing station"
Joel: proposal
contract
me: for your review. no comments, please.

missy's back, y'all!

But no one is as reliably able and willing to start a party as Missy has been on her best singles. She’s not buying melodies from Swedish pop geniuses in attempts to conquer multiple radio formats; she’s not lugging around a Narrative. She’s pure rhythm + attitude, an equation for joy. (via)

10 November 2015

erykah badu - phone down

love her.

nope.

a supertall tower for downtown brooklyn.

just because you can doesn't mean you should.

09 November 2015

more like DJ dead-behind-the-eyes-baby

(via)

if you were even thinking about skipping this season of RHoA...

...YOU NEED TO THINK AGAIN. last night's season premiere was what dreams are made of.

nErD aLeRt!

architecture gifs!!!111

new grimes = 11 biscuits

jicyww.

06 November 2015

i dont understand how i merit this

gore vidal in conversation with eudora welty

free food in restaurants

two more hours of work?

i don't think so

Hey, that's me!

friend of toops, A-ron, just finished illustrating a how-to for bullying strangers at sporting events and they put yours truly on the cover! you can buy your own copies (5 or 6) here.

ktv 4 life

place your vote for the prettiest new restaurant in nashville.

hint: the answer is butchertown hall, designed by none other than katie vance (of powell architects)

the more you know.

#TBT to the time Hillary had a @DollyParton-themed birthday party in 1995. 🎤 pic.twitter.com/f4NZVUJGc3
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) November 6, 2015

05 November 2015

shrimp you been prawn

SHRIMP NECK PILLOW! https://t.co/bbAoxYzCJA pic.twitter.com/5Z1ILi7UXY
— Pee-wee Herman (@peeweeherman) November 5, 2015

the new yorker radio hour

co-produced with wnyc. it's wonderful.

there have been two episodes so far, and the guests have included kirsten gillibrand, ta-nehesi coates, alison williams, jorge ramos, and amy schumer. you can listen HERE and HERE.

i see you faith

Balmain x H&M drops, carnage ensues both online and IRL: https://t.co/Y2qlxpDohG @Balmain @hm #HMBALMAINATION pic.twitter.com/2O4xh4sUQX
— Dazed (@Dazed) November 5, 2015

i reluctantly enjoyed this.

as obnoxious as it was to hear justin timberlake referred to as "the soul of memphis".

04 November 2015

wut.

You never know what you are going to see at America’s #publiclands. Case in point: A spotted skunk doing a handstand at #Saguaro National Park in #Arizona. This strange interaction was captured by Saguaro’s wildlife camera in Happy Valley. Like the other three groups of skunks, spotted #skunks are capable of spraying a strong unpleasant scent as a form of defense. But before spraying, spotted skunks will sometimes go into a handstand and attempt to intimidate any would be aggressors like this skunk is doing with the #wildlife camera. Video by #NationalPark Service.

A video posted by U.S. Department of the Interior (@usinterior) on Nov 4, 2015 at 11:28am PST

don't not read this

what happens when you try to steal serena's cell phone while she's eating chinese food with caroline wozniacki.