01 May 2009

a bold fresh piece of shit: facts about bill o'reilly

yesterday kelly mcgillis, of top gun fame, came out as a lesbian, and a rather striking one at that. she announced on the internet show girl rock! That she is “done with the man thing.”

and guess who doesn’t like it? bill o’reilly. bill weighed in on the mcgillis interview with erudite terms saying, “as i say, different strokes, but i still believe people who put their private lives out there for consumption are pinheads”

fact, bill o'reilly's memoir is for sale in bookstores all over the country. fact, bill oreilly is a hypocrite. as a relentlessly boastful memoirist, it’s sort of hard to maintain that private lives should be kept out of public consciousness. and on an important side-note, bill plugged his book immediately after making the above statement. OoPs!

fat-head-no-chin o’reilly further demonstrates that he just doesn’t get it by making comments like this. when a lesbian has hidden herself in the closet for 51 years, she has every right to be honest about it in an interview…you know, because she shouldn't be ashamed of it. yeah…I’m sure you know that…right bill? yeah, you know that.

dutch royal assassination attempt


yesterday, the dutch were celebrating queen's day when a guy who lost his job plowed through people and police barricades in an attempt to run down the open air bus that carried the royal family. many onlookers were injured, 5 were killed, and the royals could only look on in horror.

very weird story with very compelling video.

2Pz loves all things dutch and our hearts go out to the families of those who were injured or lost in this mishap.

just because

david letterman... HAIR

makes you want to get off your ass and dance!

guess what's happening tomorrow...

the kentucky derby! this is the first leg of the triple crown, so it's important that you all become informed and start throwing your support behind horses. we've had a lot of excitement in recent years. you all might remember last year, when big brown bear completely blew it at the belmont.

i dont know if any of you watched animal planet's jockeys a couple of months ago, but three of the jockeys featured are riding in the derby: joe talamo (the rising star), mike smith (time-tested veteran), and garrett gomez (the villain).

as for the horses, favorites include:
captain candyman (10-1)
freisan fire (10-1)
midshipman (12-1)
pioneer of the nile (12-1) (ridden by garrett gomez, booooo)
stardom bound (12-1)
this ones for phil (12-1)
vineyard haven (12-1)

joe talamo is on the 'morning line favorite', i want revenge with 3-1 odds.

my predictions:
i'm a big fan of joe talamo, as he is barely literate, like 12 years old, a loose cannon, and from the south. so i will be supporting him and his horse and hope they do well. however, i would never pick the actual favorite to win, because that's boring.

after reviewing the contenders, i have a great feeling about fresian fire. he's coming off a huge win at the 2009 lousiana derby. his trainer has taken second place in the past 2 kentucky derbies. so that's my pick! share yours in the comments!

post time is scheduled for 6.04pm EST / 5.04pm CST, nbc is providing tv coverage. hope everyone gets to enjoy!

kelis and nas divorce


remember when we were celebrating kelis and nas' bun in the oven? well, bad news is they're getting divorced. good news is..... nope nevermind.

HAPPY MAY DAY


tonight is a Walpurgis Night, so go crazy.
 
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