daily ri ri

rihanna is looking REALLY good in the Feb issue of W magazine. love you girl. G4L

txt msgs from Kylie

"These 2 drunk ass high school jersey bitches in rangers jerseys in front of me are arguing over whose UTI is worse. H8."

RIP Jay Reatard

memphis music impresario. pitchfork collected some of his contemporaries' responses.

last night i watched The Way We Were

"your girl is lovely hubbell"

let me give you what you've been waiting for

rip teddy pendergrass

Death Bear will come to your house

We all have someone or something we would rather just forget. Things fall apart. Love hurts. Dreams die. But when you summon Death Bear to your door, you can rest assured that help has come. At first you may be intimidated by his stature and color (7 feet tall with a hard, black bear head, black jumpsuit, and black boots), but absorbing the memories of others is a dark art, and Death Bear must present himself appropriately for this solemn duty. Death Bear will take things from you that trigger painful memories and stow them away in his cave where they will remain forever allowing you to move on with your life. Give him an ex's clothes, old photos, mementos, letters, etc. Death Bear is here to assist you in your time of tragedy, heartbreak, and loss. Let Death Bear help you, and absorb your pain into his cave.

Saturday, February 13th, 2010
and Sunday, February 14th, 2010
Serving all Brooklyn only
Text 347-742-2293 for an appointment
Free

im over here!

there are some other pictures here, of this bear playing fetch with himself because we are killing all his playmates with our trash and stuff. via

help ellen achieve world domination

Ellen announced her New Year's resolution for 2010 -- world domination! If you're on Facebook, you can help her! Download this picture of Ellen, print it out, and take a picture of yourself with it -- in the city or town where you are. Then, go to Ellen's Facebook page and upload the photo. Together we can achieve Ellen's goal!

keekerz speakerz

the knife - colouring of pigeons

2Pz fave, the knife recently composed a danish opera based on darwin's the origin of species. this song just hit the internet. give it time to get going. you'll like it once you hear those voices come in.

i give it 11 biscuits!

oh and here's the new usher jam. also 11 biscuits.

it's time.

"you fuckin' two-timin'... lyin' ass...am i overreactin'? cock-suckin'. mother-fuckin'. trojan-wearin'. douche. fucking. bag. go vols."

thx tommy-toes!

omg kill me now.

some lane kiffin "riot" videos

look how ANGRY everyone is!


where are they going?!


that statue deserves it! UGA-ly!


the infamous mattress burn. ctm at the sigh at :30.


shew. that song.

i would've riot-ed my ass off if i was there.