17 June 2009

google's been outgoogled.

um....i don't know if you are ready for the next wave of the future, but...

if you haven't checked out bing maps yet, you're gonna wanna head on over there and start playing.

TIP: turn on bird's eye, and don't be shy about clickin' on the letters of the compass!

20 pugs in hats

click here if you dont believe me.

but. what. about. olivia.

the post is reporting that whitney from the city (formerly from the hills) has been provided with two "vixens" to hang out with. thanks Mtv!! their names are roxy and samantha, and theyre probably both samanthas if you know what i mean. yep.

dont tell me olivia palermo is off the show? she was the one i really connected with. not counting allie the antelope.

did you see?

Nene from the second best season of real housewives and HodaWoman from the best hour of the today show got to play with animals today. you heard right... nene and hoda + animal tricks.

see?


also, check out that h2d ONESIE

don't be scared, nene!


worth watching. especially if you like pure joy.

TIP: pay special attention to the nene noises.

what is kismet doing?

does anyone know a kitty/puppy who needs a haircute?
answer: this one.

did you know...


last week i went to the beach for a day. it looked like this outside our balcony. now my skin is falling off like i took an elmer's bath and let it air dry.

nErD aLeRt!

Za Koenji Public Theatre in Tokyo, Japan, by Japanese architect Toyo Ito.

The building is a contemporary performing arts theatre that produces, presents and supports music, dance, drama and storyteling in the Suginami area of Tokyo.



(via dezeen)

tennessee phenomenon



Happening right now, and for the next few days the Great Smoky Mountains of Tennessee will light up as P. Carolinus fireflies begin to blink in beautiful, astonishing unison. The fireflies, who can sense when their neighbor fireflies are flashing and attempt to flash before them, send waves of light to cascading down the Tennessee hillsides. One of the best spots to see them is in one small area, near the Little River Trailhead in Elkmont, TN.

In 1995, scientists confirmed the existence of the Great Smoky Mountain synchronized fireflies, and have subsequently discovered other populations in the Congaree Swamp in South Carolina and other high altitude locations in the Appalachian mountains. As this curious phenomenon remained undiscovered for years, it is quite possible that there are other varieties of fireflies blinking in unison throughout the United States, perhaps even in your own backyard. (boingboing)

other
great resources

retirement in marioland

(via offworld)

cute.


Karl Bean's matrioshke-style nesting phones of bygone eras. (boingboing)

are you offended?

UPDATE: despite concerns over the sexiness of his recent billboard in soho, calvin klein says, fuck it... im going to keep being super sexy. this time with eva mendes and a boy in oily black and white undies. dont stop calvin klein


do you have a sudden urge to buy calvin klein jeans?

things are changing at the corner of broadway and houston in soho, but CK has had space at this corner forever, and it is always super sexy. above is the new ad, showing a sexy girl on a couch with three sexy boys. they are all in various states of undress. some people are worried that the tourists will be scared. some people think thats stupid, and Calvin Klein reps are just loving the attention.

American Family Association thinks "it shows a lack of respect for our society" STOOPID

rephresh

i thought this commercial was a joke when i first saw it.



the acting sort of reminds me of this:

likes this (thumbs up)

HOLE returns. the best thing courtney love has done in years.

RIP oil

this gem was on the wall of slim goodies, an egg place on magazine street in nola that was superb. it was surrounded by other, less final images of oil. i wonder what happened to him. there was a picture of obama with the owner a few feet down.

keekerz speakerz


you might remember them from a while back.

whats for lunch?????

file this under what i had for lunch last week in new orleans that i wish i was having for lunch again this week:
2 chicago dogs: sweet relish, dill spear, tomato, onion, jalapeno, mustard, celery salt, poppy seed bun.
kettle chips
fountain diet coke (not pictured)

princesses with problems

These works place Fairy Tale characters in modern day scenarios. In all of the images the Princess is placed in an environment that articulates her conflict. The '...happily ever after' is replaced with a realistic outcome and addresses current issues. (jpg)

thx nannerz.

boy band goodness


above is just a taste of how happy you will be if you click HERE.

thanks melissa!

BARF: sanjolly

more important rpattz news

turns out people magazine just loves loves LOVES rob pattinson. they've compiled a video of his 30 hottest stares (i ctm'd 6 times during this...) AND he's included on their top 10 hottest bachelor's list!

the list:
1. chace crawford
2. chris pine
3. shia lebouf (i dont get this.)
4. adam lambert (ballsy)
5. ryan eggold + kellen lutz (whoms?)
6. dwayne 'the rock' johnson (oyr.)
7. brody jenner (yes!)
8. common
9. taylor kitsch
10. robert pattinson

zoo tour, part three

giraffes, then kitties, now BEARS.

we were each given a food item to give to the bears. i was given a huge plastic jug of honey. i didnt know WHAT i was supposed to do with that. i just knew i was about to be in heaven.


john was given a couple apples and oranges and tasked with hitting this water filled tub. apparently the bears like to climb in and snack. i beleive it. its the kind of thing a person in a bear suit would do. just sayin.


do. you. see. this.
this bear is fucking waving at me. sniffs the honey i know it. i think this is right before he got tagged with a pear. sorry fuzzy. point of order: did you know that after katrina when the zoo reopened, they let hurricane relief workers in for free because they were afraid the animals were getting depressed from lack of visitors? ctm.

turns out the honey was poured over some holes bored into the apples. i threw one to each of these little guys. so what you heard about bears and honey is true. they cant get enough of the stuff. each the the bears in this pic are enjoying a honey apple i tossed to them.


we're not done yet... stayed tuned for the alligator feeding! GULP.

teresa transcribed.



well i hope everyone watched the real housewives of new jersey season finale like i told you to. it was 11 biscuits. below, i've transcribed teresa's meltdown for you.

"i AM paying attention. obviously, there has to be somethin' else. it's just not name change, and arrested. there has to be something else. oh, you're stripping. you're stripping. prostitution whore! you were f***in' engaged! (table lift) nineteen times! you f***in' stupid BITCH! (table FLIP!)

comin'! comin' to my traaaaaaahhh (unintelligible squawking) ah baaaaaaaaaah! f***in' BITCH! WHOOOOOOORRRRAAAUHH!! (husband pushes her away) she's a f***in' PIG! she's f***in' pissin' me off. UGH! (kisses husband, joe) i love you. ("take it easy" -joe)

(sits back down) don't f***in' think that im f***in' airheady and stupid, because that's what pissed me off. and then tellin' me to f***in' pay attention. she doesn't know who the f*** she's f***in' with, ok? and i don't have no f***in' skeletons, in my f***in' closet. thank you very much.

THANK you.

thank you."


you're welcome, teresa. and thank YOU.



on thursday, bravo is airing an hour-long extended version of the dinner scene, named "the last supper". ctm. reunion next tuesday.

what?! what?! i knit sweaters, yo

t pain + taylor swift. thug story

hurry up and get it while its good.

i like your poster, starla.

check out this picture starla drew for rob!

zoo tour, part two

after the giraffes... we moved on the pumas (aka mountain lion, aka catamount, aka cougar). there was a boy and a girl and i threw frozen hamburger balls at them. for some reason, we have over 40 names in english all for the same animal, go figure! HA.


the boy kitty came to growl at us when he saw the frozen hamburgers. or maybe it was when i called him a pussy ass bitch. meow! point of order, these kitties are the largest kitties in the world that have the ability and inclination to purr. lions and tigers and other large cats dont have the needed voice box utensils.


next on the zoo tour, mother fucking BEARS! coming up.

well look at you!

horatio sanz was on jimmy fallon last night. did you know he looks like this now?

that's cornhole font, btdubz.

goodness gracious.

chuck bass looking like 11 biscuits in his recent GQ photo shoot.

ITHACA, Constantine P Cavafy (1911)

When you set out on your journey to Ithaca
pray that the road is long,
full of adventure, full of knowledge.
The Lestrygonians and he Cyclops,
the angry Poseidon - do not fear them:
You will never find such as these on your path,
if your thoughts remain lofty, if a fine
emotion touches your spirit and your body.
The Lestrygonians and the Cyclops,
the fierce Poseidon you will never encounter,
if you do not carry them within your soul,
if your soul does not set them up before you

Pray that the road is long.
That the summer mornings are many, when,
with such pleasure, with such joy
you will enter ports seen for the first time;
to stop at Phoenician markets,
and purchase fine merchandise,
mother of pearl and coral, amber and ebony,
and sensual perfumes of all kinds,
as many sensual perfumes as you can;
visit many Egyptian cities,
to learn and learn from scholars.

Always keep Ithaca in your mind.
To arrive there is your ultimate goal.
But do not hurry the voyage at all.
It is better to let it last for many years;
and to anchor at the island when you are old,
rich with all you have gained on the way,
not expecting that Ithaca will offer you riches.

Ithaca has given you the beautiful voyage.
Without her you would have never set out on the road.
She has nothing more to give you.

And if you find her poor, Ithaca has not decieved you.
Wise as you have become, with so much experience,
you must already have understood what Ithacas mean.

what the.

she's just jelly.
(via socialitelife)

paparazzi

this video isnt brand new, but i read two different articles today that referenced this video, and decided i needed to see it once and for all.

NOT. DISAPPOINTED.

our lady gaga gets pushed off a balcony by alexander skarsgard, only to follow that up with a scene that transitions from her being lifted out of a limo into a wheelchair, then into a dance routine in a metal punk thierry mugler. also included : cone braid.

what ever happened to...

t.A.T.u?

...because i am committed to reminding you of things that happened 5-10 years ago.





 
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