how strange.

i like those hamsters in the toaster, though.

thx melissa!

is that justin bieber or....?

TMZ spoke with multiple people inside the "Mug and Mallet" bar in Ocean City who confirm that cops entered on Saturday night looking for an underage drinker with a bowl haircut and a tiny frame.

But the only person who fit that description was a 27-year-old woman named Katie. (via)

thx g!

what else i'm doing at work today.

hanging out on the roof checkin' out some solar panels with muh sidewayz hard hat on!

that's ol' fresh kills in the background! i get to keep all that sweet gear i'm wearing, too.

look what i wore to work today

this morning i had an on-site meeting (icydak, we have to wear hard hats when we visit the site), and i finally broke out my special AU hat!!! i forgot i had it!!! please note the terrible font they put on our coffee mugs a few years back. omg, wwtt???



P.S. someone pleaze buy me this for my birthday. thanks in advance.

what i'm doing at work today.

wikihow to grow an avocado tree

i hope you live in a tropical climate! fairly sure jersey doesn't count.

i want to go to there.

you know that building near city hall with like 8 J&R stores in it? well this is what the interior looks like. this blog got to tour and photograph it. check. it. out.

 who knew?

oops.

omg the creator of touchdown jesus is from splashville!

MONROE, Ohio – An artist who designed an Ohio church's giant statue of Jesus that was destroyed by lightning this week says he's willing to help replace it.

Brad Coriell of Nashville, Tenn., says he has not been in contact with the Solid Rock Church but would be honored to be involved. (via)

on top of things.

Apple and its partners started taking orders for the iPhone 4 on Tuesday. On Wednesday morning, AT&T Inc., the exclusive carrier in the U.S., had stopped taking orders, saying it had to focus on fulfilling orders already received.

At midday Wednesday, Apple was accepting orders only for black models, and would only guarantee shipment by July 2. The white model was unavailable for order.

Tuesday's ordering was marred by two major problems: Buyers reported problems registering their orders and an apparent glitch in AT&T's website was steering some customers into strangers' accounts. Lines formed in stores as clerks tried to get orders into their systems.

"Many customers were turned away or abandoned the process in frustration. We apologize to everyone who encountered difficulties," Apple said in a statement Wednesday. (via)

hope you got yours, because they are now backordered up to a month, and they're not taking any more new orders "for a while." get it together, at&t.

oil-covered foot in mouth

did you guys hear about the BP spokesman who referred to gulf residents affected by the life-ruining oil spill as the "small people"?

“We care about the small people. I hear comments sometimes that large oil companies, or greedy companies, don’t care. But that is not case in BP, we care about the small people.” (via)

how rude.

This evening, Mr. Svanberg issued a statement saying he was “very sorry” for speaking “clumsily.”

“What I was trying to say — that BP understands how deeply this affects the lives of people who live along the Gulf and depend on it for their livelihood — will best be conveyed not by any words but by the work we do to put things right for the families and businesses who’ve been hurt,” the statement said. (via)

now that's a sport i can get behind.

guess what happens on monday...

WiMbLeDoN!! 

no ties. guaranteed. can't WAIT!

just look at that coverage.

i was just perusing our analytics for the first time in forevs, and look! this covers the last month. 2Pz might me the most international blog on the planet. shit is poppin' OFF. i just wish guyana would get off its high horse. you think you're better than me, guyana?!?