be right back

im going to be in oxford, ms for a while to watch the university of tennessee volunteers massacre the rebels on saturday... check the twitter for some micro-updates

good news!

memphis native diedre shores won the today kid reporter contest this morning. good job diedre!

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omg omg omg

Glee – Proud Mary (Rolling on the River) – Wheels Video - Watch more Videos at Vodpod.

so happy that glee is back. last night's episode took it to an entire new level. read the nymag recap.

manatee story!

watch the video, read the story, and hold on to your heart!

should i call the police?

i saw this story on the local news, then read about it again here on a blog...

two guys attempted to burn the rainbow flag in front of a LGBT community center in Memphis two nights ago. The cops showed up and they got into a fight with them. One of the criminals was arrested, the other escaped.

not reported in the article is the following information:

i was at a wine party two nights ago in the same neighborhood, playing wii and listening to kylie minogue with some friends when a young guy came up to the door, clearly out of breath, and said that the cops were chasing him and he needed to know how to find celtic crossing, a local bar. we gave him directions and watched him run through backyards and hop fences in the direction we had pointed. then the helicopter search lights started flashing.

hmmmm.

as it turns out, hating IS my occupation

via

i really like this song.

sleigh bells - crown on the ground

and that graphic is mocking and/or tributing jimmy buffett. and i like that, too.

what ARE you?!?!

oh nothing. just a little baby porc.

see more pics of this baby animal and many many more at ZoObOrNs!!!

thx tina!

ugh.

UPDATE: video.

KNOXVILLE - Three University of Tennessee freshman football players this morning face attempted armed robbery charges.

Janzen Jackson, Mike Edwards and Nu'Keese Richardson, all 18, were charged this morning after an armed robbery attempt at a Pilot station on Cumberland Avenue, according to the Knoxville Police Department.

Each player faces three counts of attempted armed robbery. (via)

hey nu'keese, why dont you spend less time robbing gas stations and more time practicing your punt returns? you've been a huge let-down on special teams this year. ok?

ps, that pilot station used to be my front yard.

one. week.

one week and 12 hours from now, g.animalz and starla and i will be 36 minutes into NEW MOON



and joel and ktv and melissa will be 24 minutes away from NEW MOON!!!!!

OMOMOMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMG OMG OM GO GOMOGMOGOMG OMG!!!

re: fraudulent lyrics

miley,

i hate you. in general. but i really enjoyed your latest song 'party in the usa'. and i won't lie, you gained just an iota of respect from me when you mentioned how much you like jay-z songs. however, it has come to my attention that you are a hateful lying bitch.

"I picked that song 'cause I needed something to go with my clothing line, I didn’t write it," she tells some creepy guy that interviewed her backstage before a concert. "I've never even heard a Jay-Z song."
-miley cyrus

all has been undone.

hate forever,
kylie

yessssss.

It’s not uncommon for teenagers to flock to the mall at the end of a school day. But something went awry on Tuesday, when thousands of high school students descended on the Atlantic Center Mall in Brooklyn and a stabbing and shootings followed.

In this case, the police pinned the commotion on — of all things — a 40-cent chicken wing promotion at a restaurant in Fort Greene.

The event, at Buffalo Wild Wings inside the mall at 139 Flatbush Avenue, was promoted to students at high schools throughout Brooklyn. (via)

thx bun bun!

a little jelly.

Union Station in Washington, DC, is showing off a shiny new Bike Transit Center that offers secure bike parking for 150 cycles, plus a changing room, lockers, bike rentals, and a repair shop for commuters. Access to the center costs $1 per day or a yearly membership fee of $100, which includes round-the-clock entry. The facility will be the first of its kind on the East Coast, part of an effort to encourage eco-friendly commuting with the promise of added security for bicycles. Eighty-percent of the funding for the $4-million bike center came from the US Department of Transportation, with additional funds from the DDOT. (via)

so what if it looks a bit like john's vagina... thx kt!