13 March 2012

bad news

bank of america helped me figure out how much I'll need to save for retirement. 
1 lotto ticket please...

calculate yours, if you want to die of sadness.

the shoes: time to dance (ft. jake gyllenhaal)

the world premiere of The Shoes newest video which features Jake Gyllenhaal as a disturbed killing machine who chases his victims up fire escapes, into back alleys, and through strip clubs before he violently slays them.

craig, joel, and melissa

you can use the comments to guess which is which.

bo obama, i see you

via. thx melissa.

the story of "keep calm and carry on"

secret ramen

secret bar (aka "no name bar") now has a secret ramen kitchen up in there. I really like ramen, but the onset of spring seems like an inauspicious time to start serving up hot soup.

 Greenpoint just got ramen. No Name Bar at 597 Manhattan Avenue started serving noodles last night, out of a tiny kitchen in the bar’s downstairs. 

 Lindsay Salminen, the chef, has worked at Diner, Pies ‘n’ Thighs, A Voce and Sweet Deliverance, and for now she’s keeping the menu as tight as her cooking quarters. Salminen (who is a BB pal) was serving pan-fried lamb noodles ($9), a vegetarian ramen with mushrooms, pea shoots and green onions ($10), pork ramen ($12) and hard boiled quail eggs ($5) as an offbeat bar snack. She plans on offering two ramens each night and adding a seasonal salad item to the menu.

hot butter and oil seth

watch kristen wiig's paula deen impression on gawker. you'll laugh, or at least giggle.

drag race all-stars

this is your chance to become a part of television history.

click here

rupaul is letting us all vote on who our favorite queens are from all seasons past of drag race. then, we MIGHT see the winner of the fan poll on the drag race all stars season.

today i voted for alexis matteo, but tomorrow im going to vote for raja.

omgomgomgomgomg #dragrace



some early afternoon propaganda for you

an important message about sports and cancer brought to you by starla

Heyyyyy Y'all - It's March Madness time!

You know you're probably going to be getting in on some pool action, so why not put your money towards funding cancer research and supportive services for blood cancer patients and their families? This season with Team in Training, I am running the Rock and Roll Half Marathon in San Diego on June 3rd. (more info here)

For 20 bucks per entry, you can enter the pool. There is a limit of 3 entries per person. The winner will get 50% of the proceeds, and the other 50% will go straight to the Leukemia Lymphoma Society. How can you pay to sign up? Easy.

 1. For the lucky people who see me on the regular, you can give me cash.
 2. Otherwise, email 2pznappod@gmail.com and arrangements will be made for payment

 To make your picks, click the following link to get to my bracket - http://cbtnt.mayhem.cbssports.com/brackets

If you don't have one already, you'll need to create a username and password for CBS Sports. All brackets are private, so if you want to participate I'll invite you to join ASAP. You can start making your picks today and brackets will close on March 15th. Sign up and play, and give some $ to LLS at the same time - everyone's a winner!



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