lady gaga falls down.

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here's another one. i guess it happens kind of a lot?

i want to SEE that!

thx john. btw, i love you.

oooooooooooooooo gosh that's uncomfy.

NYC housewife simon van kempen has a single?!?!?

shudder.

i reluctantly enjoyed this.

some of these marines aren't *telling*. jus' sayin. (via)

ctm.

here's what the police have come up with as a profile for the unidentified long island serial killer:

He is most likely a white male in his mid-20s to mid-40s. He is married or has a girlfriend. He is well educated and well spoken. He is financially secure, has a job and owns an expensive car or truck. He may have sought treatment at a hospital for poison ivy infection. As part of his job or interests, he has access to, or a stockpile of, burlap sacks. (via)

really great job, guys.

you're welcome.

ktp and kanye on idol.

i know a bar out in maaarrrrrrssssssss.