30 October 2009

like, whoa


i cant believe it. this autistic guy flew around new york in a helicopter for 20 minutes, then drew the city from memory. click here to see the amazing level of detail.

for your entertainment

1,2,3 peter, paul, and mary



brand new britney

keekers speakerz

yeasayer - ambling alp
from new album due out in february.
phantogram - when i'm small

neon indian - psychic chasms

tegan + sara - hell
from new album that JUST came out.

i want that.


thx g.

smoke weed, talk shit like lane kiffin!

looks like the SEC is cracking down on coaches flappin' their traps after games:

"On rare occasions over the last seven years there were several private reprimands and that took care of the matter," said Slive, in his eighth year as the SEC's leader. "On occasion there were public reprimands and that took care of it. It became clear to me after last week that I was no longer interested in reprimands and the conference athletic directors and university presidents unanimously agreed.

"For the foreseeable future there will be no reprimands," Slive added. "We will go right to suspensions and fines." (via)


careful, lane!





in other news, did you know that tennessee's defense hasn't allowed and offensive touchdown since the auburn game? really great work, monte kiffin. we're really glad to have you. (via)

lady gaga bad romance




i want your love and i want your revenge, you and me could write a baad romance.

this isnt and new as it was 2 weeks ago, but its still my duty and honor to present it to you.

spoon


its been a while since i thought about spoon, much less picked out their music to listen to, but they have a new album coming out and im willing to go there. if its not good, then im off spoon.

win it for us eric berry



a helpful new website


RapGenius breaks down the lyrics of some of your favorite rap songs into terms we laymen can understand. I'm learning!!

jic you missed it.



thx jay-z and alicia for helping america's team, the new york yankees, win game 2 last night!

29 October 2009

twilight stuff of the day


whiskers halloween


cute banana. cute punkin. thx saraJane.

costco casket


my mom heard about this on the news... so far these have been the jokes she has thought of:

1) to dad: don't forget to leave your costco card where i can find it

2) i wonder if they come in packages of 12

pez

happy halloween


meow pumpkin

how DARE you

avatar, buzz buzz buzzz

i am really hungry, or does this look delicious




from GOOP. thx gwyneth!

burn!



too soon?

thx g.

for jenny (and kevin)



3:39!!

bonus links:
dmx (feat. phil collins) - i can feel it
2pac (feat. phil collins) - in the air tonight 
lil kim (feat. phil collins) - in the air tonight
bonethugs n harmony (feat. phil collins) - home

rappers <3 phil collins!

halloween costume, melissa edition



here is melissa's teaser halloween costume sketches. you can see she is also planning a costume for CJ, the boy friend. ctm.

bearz!


remember peter gabriel?


you know. he performed some of the best songs of all time?

well, i just read he has a new cover album in the works. and check out this tracklist!!

1. Heroes (David Bowie)
2. Street Spirit (Radiohead)
3. The Book of Love (Magnetic Fields)
4. Flume (Bon Iver)
5. My Body Is a Cage (Arcade Fire)
6. Listening Wind (Talking Heads)
7. I Think It's Going to Rain Today (Randy Newman)
8. Après Moi (Regina Spektor or Eartha Kitt)
9. Waterloo Sunset (The Kinks)
10. The Boy in the Bubble (Paul Simon)
11. The Power of the Heart (Lou Reed)
12. Philadelphia (Neil Young)
13. Mirrorball (Elbow)

(via)

pa-pa-pa-pokerface! pa-pa-pok-er-faaaaace!


cartman's amazing rendition of 'pokerface' from last night's ep.

i want that.


the tequila sunrise bicycle. (via)
thx joey!

f*** YOU DOLPHIN!

It's hard when something you like ends up on South Park. You feel like, 'Hey, what the f, does this mean I can't like this any more? Do I have to stop caring and never speak of this again?' Probably.

Keekers and I were horrified to see that Whale Wars, the show we've spent countless hours watching, discussing, recommending to friends and family, parodied in last night's episode 'Whale Whores.' It's not that we were offended, far from it. It's just that we found ourselves agreeing with most every point they were making. And the worst part, it was pretty funny.

You can watch the full episode here.

And, if you're prob not going to watch it at work, you can read about it here. Warning, spoiler alert.

today show kid reporter


deidra from memphis won round three of the today show kid reporter contest.

go diedra! vote for her when you get a chance.

where's my retarded baby?

levi on sarah palin:

She'd come home from work looking for her son Trig, he said, and she'd ask, "Where's my retarded baby?" She would apparently use the term regularly to refer to the child, who has Down syndrome. "She'd say it kind of regularly. I think she was joking, but that doesn't make it right." (via)


speaking of her retarded baby...

wall of complimentz

benjamen: Ooh fun
Your blog is the best blog
me: i was just thinking
that same thing
benjamen: It's so good it reads itself

thx beeun! 

things are happening.


g.animalz and i sat down tonight and sketched out some halloween costume ideas and strategies. i don't want to ruin the surprise and tell you what we decided, but thought y'all might enjoy a look at these.

this is 2Pz's first halloween, and i'd like to invite all of our readers to take lots of photos of your costumes, and additionally, any significant documented creation/construction process moments, and share them with us! thx in advance!

sleeves are the new strapless


here is ivanka trump looking stunning in her custom vera wang wedding dress. even vera admitted that she is tired of strapless dresses. strapless is dead, long live sleeves.

28 October 2009

facebook fail

your goatee is stupid

this will be h5d.


UPDATE:
Jay-Z and fellow New Yorker Alicia Keys were due to perform "Empire" before Game 1 between the Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies on Wednesday at Yankee Stadium. But because of rainy weather, their performance will now be on Thursday. It's not clear if Game 1 will be postponed. (via)


sorry bun-bun.

NEW YORK - The New York Yankees have been blasting Jay-Z’s “Empire State of Mind” during their playoff run. Now, the team is having the rap king perform the song live to kick off Game 1 of the World Series.

Jay-Z and fellow New Yorker Alicia Keys are set to perform the hit on Wednesday, as the Yankees take on defending World Series champs, the Philadelphia Phillies.

“Thank the good Lord for making me a Yankee,” the Brooklyn native said in an interview Monday. (via)

for your entertainment


adam lambert released his album cover yesterday too. does it remind you of any other recently released album covers... except in rainbow colors?

Matthew Shepard and James Byrd, Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Bill

first ever federal LGBT civil rights legislation gets passed into law today!

yip!

what is lane kiffin talking about?

UPDATE: lil wayne released a new mixtape today.

lyric from banned from tv : "smoke weed talk shit like lane kiffin"

alright then.

what is kismet doing?


answer: smiling at you... and wondering what he should dress up as for halloween.


answer the poll and leave your thoughts in the comments.

go yankees!


am i right?

modern family, abc

2Pz reader annaward louise told us recently that we should all be watching modern family on abc. tonight is your chance!

i got caught up on this series on hulu, and i have to say, i was laughing out loud at least 4-5 times an episode. i know what youre saying, "but joel, i already have tivo fatigue..." and ill say this, "suck it up because this show is great, and you will love it."


you're a 3-meter wide pointer!



(via)

gorgeous



thx g!

omg that's racist!



During ESPN's broadcast of the Minnesota-Ohio State game Saturday, a graphic was shown listing the top five drivers in NASCAR's points race. Fellow analyst Chris Spielman asked where was Montoya, who is Colombian.

Griese replied he was "out having a taco."
(via)

philip fulmer's big screen debut

this true story actually took place at 2Pz sister Melissa's high school. the movie has a bunch of real life SEC coaches in it.

things to look forward to at the Grizzlies game tonight

its the first game of the season for the Memphis Grizzlies tonight. here's what there is to look forward to.


1) three six mafia pregame performance
2) JabbaWockeez pregame performance
3) Lil Rounds pregame performance
4) Beale Street Blue t shirts for the first 10,000 fans
5) man in bear costume
6) BBQ nachos
7) basketball game



where can i get a ticket?

robert pattinson cross stitch, UPDATE

2Pz reader and avid subversive cross stitcher saraJane sprang to action when presented with the thrill of creating her own robert pattinson craft. she sent in the following process shots so we can follow along with her excitement

all the necessary materials. do i see glitter thread? just something to think about


whisker kitty (charlie) took advantage of the situation to get some blog time for himself


the progress thus far. keep working saraJane. looks real good.

bear show!


"For 43 years, Professor Lynn Rogers has studied wild bears, walking and playing with them, gaining amazing insights into their behaviour.

His studies reveal the bears as peaceful, playful creatures, which even hum when they are content.

The new understanding of wild black bear (Ursus americanus) behaviour unveiled by Prof Roger's research is depicted by the BBC natural history programme Natural World: "Bearwalker of the Northwoods"."
(via)


there's some good videos. check em out. third one, escpecially. who knew?!?!

thx lilly!

Faith, the Bipedal Dog



especially :57-1:00

love you faith

destino, disney, dali

Disney and Dali - Destino from Jayme Johnson on Vimeo.



destino is a short film by disney with a unique heritage. it began in 1946 as an incomplete collaboration between Salvador Dali, and Walt Disney. 18 seconds of the short was all that was finished until the project was taken up in 1999 by Walt Disney's nephew Roy. From storyboards and remaining original sketches, the short film was filled out to the seven minutes you see here. Enjoyable. (via)

Memphis Tigers vs. Eastern Carolina Pirates

i got a ticket to sit with some family at tuesday nights tigers game that was to be televised on ESPN. it was an overcast night, but the rain fortunately stopped as soon as we pulled into the parking lot. 2pz cousin will hudgens is the starting quarterback for memphis, and i wish i could report that they won, but it just didnt happen.


moody night scene of liberty bowl memorial stadium, former home of the world famous Tennessee Oilers. ya heard? The last professional tenant of the stadium was the Memphis Maniax who did not dominate the XFL








tom the tiger is a cutie. meow! gotta love a live mascot that could kill you. this little guy is Tom III, and this is his first season after memphis mourned the loss of Tom II last year.















the pride of the university of memphis. ;( they were wonderful and tried their best.









its like an escher drawing under there. precast concrete jungle.













when there are about 6,000 people in the stadium, pouncer has the chance to introduce himself to everyone individually. srsly. these jokers are my cousins.





27 October 2009

time to take up cross stitch


ive always been a fan of subversive cross stitch, now that i have all this free time and extra energy, i may have found my inspiration to learn!

rihanna Rated R album cover


its everywhere on the internet today.

halloween poppins

jazzy = terrifying monster


Jan: ok, now I'm embarrassed
me: ?
Jan: Jazzy got kicked out of Safari grooming
me: omg
for what?
Jan: she was a problem I guess, last grooming
me: so you called them
to make a new appt
and that's when they chose to tell you
Jan: yeah, well she can stay there and then when I asked for a groom, they said no
me: how did they say no?
what words did they use?
Jan: she couldn't be groomed any more because last time she was a bit of a problem
me: omg what KIND of problem?
what did you say?
how did you respond?
Jan: she didn't elaborate beccause I threw a fit
me: you did?
Jan: and said she was gentle as a lamb
ctm
me: how can they be afraid of jazzy?
her teeth are tiny
Jan: they are investigating now and will call me back
me: wow

and she's clearly in need of a groom. =(

2sie 2zday : depression edition!


 
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