be jeally

check out this SEC clock, which my brother stole from me. auburn is given the appropriate degree of prominence, and the rest of the team mascots are ordered clockwise as such:

stupid bama elephants, ole miss racists, florida tebow gaytors, mississippi state bulldykes, LSU copycats, georgia dead-ass bulldogs, kentucky wildshats, AUBURN TIGERS!!!, tennessee volunteers (looks more like a member of the band), and the vanderbilt who gives a shits.

grolar bear, pizzly bear

i was reading this article about how climate change is affecting bear evolution, and they mentioned grolar bears. i assumed it was typo, but to my delight, i have discovered an entire new kind of bear to love! a grolar bear, or pizzly, is a grizzly-polar hybrid, the product of interracial bear love.

i know right

remixin'