funniest part of the oscar broadcast

modern family commercial... MEATBALL!

new T.I.

here is his first post-prison song. not as good as his standout tracks from the last album, but still really good.

you want your booties? yes plz!

a 2Pz favorite youtubez, adventure time, is about to become a whole tv show!!!

thx joey!

the disappearing beard trick

i guess this is a spoiler alert if you havnt watched last week's snl yet...

quotes from actor babies

“It averaged about 120 degrees Fahrenheit. So, yeah, that was hot. I got food bugs. Then I got food poisoning: lost 15 lbs. in three days. That was terrible. Then I fell downstairs. I was carrying the kid [an Iraqi boy whom he befriends in the movie] at the time: not the fake kid, the real one. I couldn’t see the stairs when I was walking down them and I just fell and cracked open my nose, bruised it up — it bled a bit — and twisted my ankle, which stopped us from filming ‘cause I couldn’t walk … There was a lot of fighting going on. The oppressive heat does something to your brain, and on top of that I was in this bomb suit, and I had explosive diarrhea, so was I like, ‘Get this thing off me! I’ve got to find a hole somewhere!’ I hate to say it, but it made me a really cranky cunt. I wanted to punch a lot of people. … Will I go out and and shoot in the desert again for Hurt Locker II? Go fuck yourself. You couldn’t pay me enough money. Even if I wanted to, I just couldn’t — literally couldn’t — do it.”

— Jeremy Renner on shooting The Hurt Locker (via)

cute!

Mo'Nique is wearing a flower in her hair as a tribute to the first black woman to win an Oscar, Hattie McDaniel. Mo'Nique's production company is making a film about McDaniel, which she may star in. (via)

that weird oscar moment

People are already saying you "pulled a Kanye." What happened?

BURKETT: What happened was the director and I had a bad difference over the direction of the film that resulted in a lawsuit that has settled amicably out of court. But there have been all these events around the Oscars, and I wasn't invited to any of them. And he's not speaking to me. So we weren't even able to discuss ahead of the time who would be the one person allowed to speak if we won. And then, as I'm sure you saw, when we won, he raced up there to accept the award. And his mother took her cane and blocked me. So I couldn't get up there very fast. (via)

follow the link for both sides of the story. thx joey.

onesie monday!

do you like computers?

do you know how to use bit torrents to get hot jams on your discman?

if you click right here, you can get a torrent of all the mp3s that are on the SXSW website, which totals 1038 songs.

the proper response...

...to a cornhole tournament invitation.

omg benja i cant wait!!!!

2Pz oscar wrap-up

well, it's all over. here are the winners:

best picture : the hurt locker
best actor : jeff bridges in crazy heart
best actress : sandra bullock in the blind side ;(
best supporting actor : the jew hunter in inglorious basterds
best supporting actress : mo'nique! in precious
best documentary : the cove

isn't it amazing how right we were on just about everything? and also how wrong the academy was about one thing...



and who else wants to watch logorama?!!

jessica stanley will get her oscar for eclipse maybe.... congrats to all the winners and the losers, too!