jicyww.

just in case you were wondering what i bought/ate yesterday for the first time in years...

what are the odds?

wtf

here is our pop princess britney spears wishing the crowd at her washington DC circus tour show a "merry christmas"

it was march 24th.

it happens around :50.

"that was weird" at 1:00

what is kismet doing?

answer: getting his little ass in trouble. i let him outside to do his doggy business and he took off running into the wilderness. it just finished raining and it is gross and wet outside, so i should have assumed that he would pick this opportunity to have me chase him down through the underbrush and poisonous plants and bugs that creep beyond the backyard. so i finally got him and he was a right mess. i carried him back inside and put him straight in the tub. he proceeded to jump out of the tub and haul ass through the entire house while i chased him. then i got him wet and you can see on his face in this picture that he is just sad he got caught.

ugh. then he bit my toes.

keekerz speakerz

passion pit - sleepyhead
passion pit - the reeling

so over it

if you live anywhere outside the city limits of memphis or lexington, you probably have no idea what im talking about. it seems the university of kentucky has made a job offer to coach john calipari of the university of memphis. they offered something ridiculous like 37,000,000 doll hairs for a 6 year contract. it seems he has just ACCEPTED!!

you would think that the jews had made an offer to the pope to switch sides considering the media shitstorm this has caused. right now on the tv screen i am seeing live helicopter footage looking into the window of this guys house. its a pretty big house by the way. even fred smith ceo of fedex has weighed in a apparently offered the guy fedex stock options so he would stay. last night there was a candlelight vigil of supporters begging for him to stay. it is making the university of memphis look desperate and pitiful. if the shoe fits memphis.

i am over it.

NEXT

UPDATE: COACH CAL'S CAR LEAVES HOUSE

volz rapz

here's a really cute song from UT basketball player Ronaldo Woolridge aka The Answer aka Swiperboy. It's about facebook!

"I think my goldfish left me a video comment."

all ohio's good for.

Some MacGyver-esque drunkard in Ohio is facing DUI charges after crashing a bar stool he was driving -- HE WAS DRIVING! (tmz)

thx nm.

what's for lunch?????

john's lunch:

mixed green salad
with chicken, smoked gouda, tomatos, green beans, and chow mien noodles
more sliced kiwi
and the ears from a white chocolate rabbit.

eva's lunch:
dandelion greens, feta cheese, golden beats
and the late addition of a california roll
with spicy ginger sauce.

ctm

the count is divorcing the countess!

Count Alexandre de Lesseps was clearly always lucky to be married to his Real Housewife of New York City, LuAnn. She's a good fifteen years younger than he is, a great deal more lovely, and was perfectly willing to stay in America raising their two (surprisingly normal) kids as he traipsed around the world doing Lord-knows-what. If the world were a fair place, an old pumpkin like the count would realize he'd never get such a great situation again, and he'd thank his lucky stars to be married to an exotic American Indian who has kept his household — and her figure! — remarkably well. But, alas, the world is not fair, and according to "Page Six" the aging lothario found some Ethiopian chippy in Geneva to shack up with, like they always do. He let LuAnn know he was leaving her just one month before her book, Class With the Countess: How to Live With Elegance and Flair hit stands. (nymag)

gossip girl recap

happy tuesday everyone!

If a woman has thousands of dollars worth of hair extensions and doesn't make an effort to groom them, do they really exist? Meanwhile, Jenny struggled to remain true to her Humphrey-ness in the face of peer and adult pressure, and Blair continued to be torn between the happy-go-lucky golden retriever that is Nate and her animal attraction to Chuck, the fun but dangerous pit bull. "He would almost be scary if he wasn't wearing plaid," Dan remarks, of the latter. Wouldn't we all.

• Dorota: "Maybe girl from Brooklyn cry, Mr. Nate nice boy, he wipe tears, he touch her hair, she touch his … not that this ever happen to me." Plus 5. Also, plus 5 for the weird implied flirtation between the maid and Vanya the Russian doorman in the van der Woodsen building that also somehow involves product placement for Ann Coulter's newest book. We don't quite get why Dorota would be a right-wing fanatic, but something about it feels right, and we like that they're developing her character. 

• Jenny's text to Gossip Girl reads: "Rager at the VDW!" Plus 1 for the use of rager.

• Chuck is always hanging around in Lily's living room in his smoking jacket drinking booze in front of the fire. Don't other people, like, an entire family, live in that apartment? Minus 3, because what if someone wanted to play Hungry Hungry Hippos? And doesn't Lily basically live on that couch, in her enormous pregnant-ness?

• It's totally unrealistic that Lily would say that she thought the party Serena put together for Jenny was "delightful" and act like Jenny was at fault for being ungrateful when Jenny had clearly, strenuously objected to having such a party the day before and it was beyond evident that Serena was being a pouty egomaniac. It is, however, realistic that Rufus would sit there like a lump while that conversation was going on, so: Even.

(nymag recap)