enjoy your weekend

meow

gchatz w/ mom

(after i sent her that kathy griffin video down there...)

Jan: that wasn't too funny

me: oh

Jan: but it was worth a watch

me: i just like the 'drink the tears of fame...bottoms up'

Jan: yeah...that was a good one

you always see the glass half full

me: and i always like when people refer to their children as little shits

reminds me of my own childhood

Jan: i was just thinking the same thing

but my favorite verbal abuse was when I called you guys 'children of the corn"

me: ctm

my favorite story of all tiem is when you chased us with a meat tenderizer

Jan: omg...did i really

me: omg you dont remember?

its a great story

you used to always threaten us with a wooden spoon

Jan: NO

I remember wooden spoons

me: and one day....you went to the drawer...and i think we were laughing at your threats

Jan: r u making that up
me: and you pulled out the meat tenderizer instead

Jan: wow...did i catch you

me: and markie and i went running

into your room

in the ravenwood house

and behind the bed

Jan: that must've been pre-Prozac

me: and you came in after us and were standing over us with it and then you just started laughing

Jan: oh thank god

i was about to turn myself in to the cops

me: haha

it was the best joke ever

celebrity mashups

solange knowles was hanging out with ed droste from grizzly bear. i want to hear the song. i also learned from twitter that solange and grizzly bear were on the same festival circuit when they struck up a friendship. solange was the one that recommended that beyonce and jay-z check them out live at the pool party show.

drink the tears of fame.

bottoms up!

thx john.

blog sneak attack

john: ugh
youtube is being slow today
probably because it's sept. 11th
their bandwith is at HALF MAST!
ZING!
me: ctm!

typography quiz!

cheese or font?

via

final destination

guy gets stuck in elevator. prays for release. goes to church following harrowing ordeal to thank god for listening to him. gets crushed by collapsing stone altar.

when its your time to go, i guess.

via

jinx

you owe me a coke

daily ri ri

rihanna went to fashion night out. she killed people by looking too hot.

daily ri ri

more gaga

vogue homme japan

lady knows how to work it

well would you look at that.

thx again michael k!

lobster fight!

thx michael k!

grammar by melissa

would you like to have your rainy friday frown turned upside down?

click here.

speaking of cartoons

the pirates of dark water!

hi.

i think i just found the coolest thing on the internet.

NUDGE lets you make your own music and then you can send it to your friends. or put it on your blog. this is my first song. it's not very good, but i hope y'all like it.

kylie turns to the mafia for support

tonight, tonight

was a whistlepig shadow different from a monkey shadow?

i had to get up early, but when i took care of my business (not a 2sie), i was ready to go back to bed. i thought a nice little amount of tv might be nice, and i only have about 25 channels in my room, 7 of which are in spanish. i had intended to watch some today show 4th hour, but 17 of the remaining 18 channels, including nbc, were playing that boring-ass september 11th memorial, like anyone even cares.



fortunately, the only channel left was playing curious george!! i normally don't make a habit of watching children's cartoons, but i loved curious george as a child. i don't remember his little dachshund friend, but they are a wonderful on-screen duo.

new grizzly bear video

and its weird. 11 biscuits!!!