my grandma said that to jazzy this weekend. ceeeeeeeeyute! n-e-wayz...
CLARE, MI—Despite losing the last of her mental faculties in 2004, Mary Parise, 89, avoided being committed to an elder-care facility until just last week, when her children discovered her down-home turns of phrase were in fact the senseless ramblings of a senile woman. "We would have taken her to a specialist sooner, but you know how Mom's always saying, 'I reckon I'll stay where I am as long as the good Lord's willing and the rooster don't break bread with a jackass,'" daughter Karen Parise said. "For years she's been calling my son 'Buster Brown' and telling him he's so bowlegged he couldn't hem a hog up in a ditch. I assumed it was a term of endearment, but now I don't think she actually recognizes any of us." Parise's children told reporters they also believe their grandmother's diet of uncooked beans and cornstarch is not in fact "a Great Depression thing." (the onion)
thx g.
15 May 2009
what is kismet doing?
answer: giving the business to the mexican roofers enjoying their lunch break next door. oof.
jaydiohead
yall ever heard of jaydiohead? my friend gwyneth told me about it. its jay-z and radiohead mixes. its fun.
blog sneak attack
g.animalz: love me hate me say what you want about me but all of the kitties and all of the puppies they all if you seek amy
nErD aLeRt!
did you know that the guggenheim is 50 years old? 50! it was designed by the biggest nerd of them all, frank lloyd wright, and there's a retrospective of his work opening AT the gug today! jicyww!
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