music you'll be listening to tomorrow

grizzly bear - two weeks

M83

ctm.

thx _____!

i was just checking my google analytics to see where the millions of hits 2PzNaPpod has been receiving are coming from, and it lead me to an idea. mooooorrrrrrre sHoUt-OuTz!!!

so the first thx _____ goes to...

THX DJ VALDINI!!!!!!!!

Ride-or-Die

In entertainment news, I stopped by STEP UP 3 auditions today. It was totes disappointing because Tyler Gage wasn't there, but then I remembered that I own both STEP UP 1 and 2 and I could see him anytime I wanted. Additionally, I was disappointed that my dance crew RIDE-OR-DIE was not there to represent. Our routine would have blown the judges away. We always have STEP UP 4.....

biggest mistake ive heard of today

youre not going to like it any more than me...

FYI... in tv on right now news

in the spirit of tv on right now news, guess what i watched today....

announcement from rob bundy

rob wanted me to let everyone know that he's selling girl scout cookies this year, so if anyone is in need of any thin mints or dos-i-dos, rob's your girl.

just send your order over to bun-bunz!

whats for lunch?????

jicyww what liz herber is eating for lunch today:

pb+j
light and fit strawberry yogurt
the best kind of hummus (el guapo's fave)
yellow pepper and tomatoes!!

thanks for sharing liz!

ctm.

Grace sent me this funny photo from her walk to work this morning. Right before she left we were singing along to a car alarm outside. n-e-wayz...


The tape says:
"You kept my daughter up till 3 am. The next time your alarm goes off I will break your windshield."

what is kismet doing?

in this installment of what is kismet doing? i treat you to.....

THE BLANKET INTELLIGENCE TEST!!!!

the idea as i understand it is that you throw a blanket on top of your puppy and see how long it takes for him to find his way out. the faster, the smarter.

note: kismet was not harmed during this testing procedure

step one: the gauntlet (i.e. blanket) is thrown.

step two: kismet burrows confusedly... this isnt going well

step three: kismet emerges triumphant and proven to be mostly intelligent

step four: kismet attacks the blanket and the test administer

gobbling my goop : pan flutes

you know what gobbles my goop? pan flutes. god help the pan flute player, 'cause you are scaruuuuwed in life.



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music you'll be listening to tomorrow (thx, jolene)

phoenix - 1901

pups in hats

Winter's up side:

whats for lunch?????

chicken fingers : left over from the wedding reception

apple: granny smith + lemon juice

cheese: cheddar

bbq sauce: corkys

honey mustard: i whipped it up

wine: left over from wedding reception (why the hell not)

coke: diet

cute2death

I keep seeing this cute cartoon on NY1, and it makes me smile.

blog sneak attack

kylie: i think its the time of day where i take off my pj pants, put on jeans, but dont change my t-shirt

kylie: it makes me feel like i am a real person... when really i havnt dont anything at all!

me: i know exactly what you mean

shout-outz

if you like fashion, fun, friendship, and fiery red hair, head on over to fake it til you make it.


liz herber writes it. and thats all you need to know! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

multiplitude

If you don't watch The City, you're missing out on one of television's crown jewels. It's a smörgåsbord for the senses, an exhilrating whirlwind adventure of emotional exploration and discovery. In fact, the only thing better than watching the show is reading New York Magazine's recaps every Tuesday morning. Here's an excerpt from this week's recap:

Lesson 4: Knowing when it’s time to be single.
Do: Listen to your own best advice. Whitney runs crying to Erin to discuss her Jay situation. She wonders if she's overreacting, which Erin reassures her she's not. “I don’t even know if he really likes me,” Whitney says. “I’m, like, drowning in this. I feel like everything is crashing down on me right now and I need to take some control.” Yes! Praise the gods of reality television — Whitney Port has reached a turning point. Her character has an arc! So … why isn’t she single already?
Don’t: Confuse yourself by thinking of how great things used to be. Whitney reminisces about the night she met Jay and they made out in public like animals. She reasons that must mean she really likes him, because that’s so out of character for her. Aw. It was for all of us before we moved here, Whit! But that’s not love. That’s getting drunk in a bar in New York before you know better.

Next week is the season finale. LC's going to be on! Then we'll try to switch gears back to The Hills for its final season.

what is kismet doing?

today is my first day at home alone with kismet. how exciting i know! i don't know WHAT i would do without him. this is a picture of kismet lying in my lap asking me to scratch his belly.

and thats not all. after this picture was taken kismet went to the back door and started scratching at the glass. this is one of his new tricks where he scratches the back door when he wants to make peeps and poops. so he scratched the door and went outside and did his business and then i gave him two treats. then he started to bite my shoes.

Big mistake, GM

Now that they've pooped all their money away, GM can't afford to sponsor Ken Burns and his wonderful documentaries anymore...

I'm sure Kenny will be fine, and I can't wait for that PBS series on national parks!

FYI... in tv on right now news

carson daly is devoting his entire show to lykke li music and interviews.

tune in if you are laid off and still watching television

friends in high places

me: im drawing a blank on a funny way to thank frank

Joel: you could just use that sentence

y'all check out this h2d blog.

thanks for the shout-out, franklez!

Listos? Let's jump in...

English contains about twice as many words as does Spanish. In turn, Spanish contains about four times the amount of colloquial expressions as does English (Ebonics notwithstanding).

I’ll offer a number of expressions for the next time you find yourself conversing in the tongue of tongues…

To begin: “no tener pelos en la lengua”

Speaking of tongues, to “not have hairs on the tongue” is a familiar expression indicating a person who readily admits the first thing that comes to mind. This kind of individual lacks the friction on their palette that allows for any kind of verbal restraint. We all know the type…the correspondents on this blog, for example. Try the following: “Joel no tiene un pelo en la lengua!” Excellent – that’s one of the most apt observations you can make.

Now get out there and use your first words. Id con Dios!

i caaaaant leeeaaaaarnn!!

Tonight, we watched Russell Brand's new Comedy Central special. I recommend to everyone. It was quite a treat. Here's a clip.

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Russell Brand - Alpha Male Surfer

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