03 June 2009

KYLIE WANTS A BOB


just like marion cotillard... encourage her to make the big leap!

daily ri ri

today's daily rihanna is sponsored by nymag.

they have THIS slideshow for you to enjoy her beauty. so pretty. so obsessed.

Bobama

the first dog raises hell at a press conference.


thx sJ

thx ______!


thanks diane von furstenberg and gay hubbie barry diller (IAC) for the generous contribution to the highline. i am looking forward to getting up there for real.

two weeks

reports say total recall is to be remade. i hope they dont change ANYTHING about this scene.

where did they go?

tazza

back in memphis

mom picked me up at the airport and worked from home for the rest of the day. and she has a little helper, can you guess who it it?

thanks for dinner

she really did it

this is all i'm good for now:

GaYs'R'gEtTiN' mArRiEd iN nEw HaMpShIrE!!! that makes six! (AP).

bumblebee + kitty kat = bee-stung kitty kat paw

thx g!!!!!!!!

kristin callavari = chicken tetrazzini

gchatz with g.animalz

me: maybe ill shower her with presents
in the meantime
ill send her an olive garden gift card
g.animalz: nice
me: people love those
g.animalz: people love dead birds and macaroni pictures too

gulp.

keekerz speakerz

dirty projectors - stillness is the move

entire album streaming at npr.

Adam and Eve

heckuva job, NOLA


The Times-Picayune determined that with 64 killings per 100,000 people in 2008, New Orleans had the highest per capita murder rate in the nation, well ahead of second-place St. Louis, which had 47 murders per 100,000 people.

french open gchatz

gchatting while simulwatching the french open makes me ctm.

me: watching the french now?
Emily: no, but I'll turn it on right this second
me: serena just took the second set
Emily: good shot!
that's what I play like, so watch out
me: oh boy
this russian bulldyke is a real pain in my ass
Emily: damn serena
lock it up
me: tighten up
ugh
too high!
Emily: oh.no.!
me: serenA!
Emily: FUCK
holy hell
me: nice
Emily: now she's stalling with the shoe laces
wow niiiiiccee
me: right around her
Emily: helluva hustle
me: ope!
Emily: whoops!
me: right AT her
body shot
Emily: almost
me: ugh she couldve GOTTEN that
Emily: wipe that grin off your FACE
smug b
me: who's smiling NOW
come on serena!
BREAK her!
Emily: yeah!
me: shew
Emily: pull it out, s
fuck
me: you can DO this
Emily: yes!
me: yesssssssss
Emily: that's what I like to see
me: PEW!
Emily: make her slide all over the damn place
break her!
me: take her DOWN!!!
Emily: rip her to PIECES!
me: oh f matchpoint
c'mon!!!!!
me: yes!
still alive!
Emily: thank gawd
get it, s!
me: let?
Emily: fuck
me: f that s
Emily: let
ace her
me: YAYAYAYAY!!!
Emily: hell yeah!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: ACE!!!!!!!
Emily: ace!

serena ended up losing. ;(




cHaRLiEeEeEe!!!


avid 2Pz reader, charlie, is at it again. and he don't take kindly to kristin callavari.

regal kitty?

happy hump day.

in on tv right now news...


turn your textbooks to 3:30, please:

(looks at ike's gun)
that supposed to scare me, ike? oh yeah. whatchu gon' do? i dont know, do what you wanna do, ike, i dont care. let me tell ya what i'm gon' do. i got a room full of people comin' to see me. ya hear me, ike? comin' to see ME.
(points at herself)
so whatdya wanna do, i don't know, shoot me? pistol whip me?
(looks at ike in the dressing room mirror)
mmhmm.
(stands up and walks out and gives the performance of a lifetime!!!)

urban mini golf

The Putting Lot is a nine-hole miniature-golf course in Brooklyn. Each hole is designed by a different team of artists and architects around themes of urban sustainability. Playing a round at the lot is an interactive experience, requiring golfers to step inside the artist’s visions and the ideas that have inspired them. (website)

gothamist article

new moon reaction vid


check this b out. this is a wonderful new genre of youtube videos that i'd never even considered. i encourage you all to make your own new moon trailer reaction vid.

(thx dlisted!)

the new snuggie


WeArAbLe ToWeL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

zomg.


i was just reading about this new show on abc this summer called 'dating in the dark'. each episode, 3 men and 3 women will live in a completely dark house and see if they like each other with out ever seeing each other! what a riot!

"is this a joke?"


that's what i said out loud when this monstrosity showed up on my tv screen this morning. worst music video i've seen in quite some time. enjoy.

ps - upon further investigation, i found that apparently he's some sort of american idol contestant. which explains a lot. but still.

how upsetting.

abercrombie + fitch purchased 600 broadway, which is home to the famed DKNY mural in soho. it's been in place since 1992, and depicts a pre-9/11 view of manattan. the nyc landmark was painted over yesterday to prepare the wall for a new hollister logo. this is the proposed image:

seeyuck.

that's weird.

president obama is in egypt today, and for some reason they are making weird souvenirs depicting him as the 'new king tut'.

that's really weird.

baby on board.

joel just sent me this photo from his airplane under the title 'about to ruin my life'.

she's going to skin me and wear me like last year's versace.



ps - kathie lee got BaNgS! and oc, she's complaining that she can't see. ctm.

car-free times square

panaramas.dk took one of those giant pictures of the new pedestrian times square.

in related news, the beach chairs that have been sprinkled around to celebrate the new car-free space are being stolen!
 
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