08 June 2009
just sayin'
12th and porter

coldplay



what is leisl doing?


do you guys think this yacht is cool?

2 many 2 name
HiGhLiNe'S oPeN!!!

poor american journalists
Would you like some poop with that water?
he knows how to live.
-michael lewis on the daily show
Daddy's money trouble will hurt your lifestyle
Accents Mocked in Central Park Balloon Wars

Two airheads tried to pop a rival balloon artist in Central Park, authorities said yesterday. The men threatened Charles Nassif, 39, telling him, "If you stay here, you'll see what will happen to you," police sources said.
"I felt like I was violated," the Australian native said. "They were mocking my accent."
Nassif -- who says he accepts small donations for his balloon figures -- had been set up in front of the zoo on May 31 when he was confronted at 11:30 a.m. by another balloon artist, the sources said.
The rival, identified only as Jason, flashed a permit and asked if Nassif had one. "I said I didn't need one because I don't use helium," Nassif said. He said Jason and Jason's pal, Sasha Alhovsky, 39, tried to steal his customers by offering balloons for free.
Nassif filed a police report alleging harassment on June 4. No one was charged. But Alhovsky says Nassif is full of hot air. He claims that parks officials ordered Nassif to move, and that, before complying, his rival threatened, "I'll have your legs broken."
--NYPost
real-time anaolg digital clock
Dutch designer Maarten Baas‘ Real Time exhibition in Milan this April is Analog Digital Clock, a movie in which a performer replicates a digital clock by painting over and wiping clean panels on a glass screen. (dezeen)
nErd aLeRt!

get well soon, heidi!

We've learned Heidi was rushed to the hospital and diagnosed with a gastric ulcer, after being held with hubby Spencer Pratt in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans. It was designed as punishment because they left the show. One cast member described their treatment this way: "It's the same as Guantanamo Bay." (tmz)
woah.
