congrats gaga. you really earned it.

"I'm so honored for all the little monsters and self-professed freaks of the universe, to have more VMA nominations in a single year than any artist in MTV history. Ironically, I'm even more proud it's an unlucky number; 13. A long time ago the world told me and my little monsters we would never be heard, together we changed the rules. God put me on Earth for 3 reasons: To make loud music, gay videos, and cause a damn raucous. Thank You MTV!"

you're going to make it. next time.

brooklyn puppy sighting

this wolf was waiting patiently outside the key food. just waiting. patiently.

real housewife bear sighting

caroline manzo of the real housewives of smell jersey tweeted this pic of a bear playing in her yard.

lucky. i wish that bear would get in the car and drive over the triborough bridge and walk up the stairs and open the door and come see me in brooklyn. ive got a peanut butter samwich waiting for the bear that decides to make the trip!

basil-marceaux-dot-com's famous.

LOVE THAT TIE!!

speaking of embearassing.

see if you recognize anyone in this. thx liz.

omfg.

the university of georgia : #1 party school and #1 emBEARassing school!!

i've never. EVER.

...been this uncomfortable.

thx kevin.

oh boy!

listen to the new ARCADE FIRE album on npr right nooowwww....!!!