speaking of where's waldo?...

i remember these things being harder...

what is maddie doing?

really, i cant figure it out. i dont understand real kitty psychology. only puppy kitties.

(from carly)

oh really?

memphis area KFC locations refuse to serve anything except for fried chicken. ugh, thats racist.

what is kismet doing?

nothing really

guess what is happening

kylie minogue is planning her first ever US tour. only 6 dates so far, but maybe it will grow?

its about time though, why hasnt she ever toured here before? i bet she could sell out terminal 5 for three nights... just saying.

joelz speekerz

your daily ri-ri

eeewwwwwww!

hulk hogan + his daughter + his girlfriend.

which bitch is which?
(via dlisted)

what is jazzy doing?

we just went outside, so lots of things!

exhibiting some hesitation...

making her peeps...

being a terrier...

making a run for it!

good taste baby

thx melissa

Thank you, Len Berman

Thank you, NYT, for finally writing a story I might have missed otherwise about a real NY experience. Len Berman, the nightly WNBC sports caster has been let go from the network.

Without this article, I wouldnt have known he was departing from my world, forever. Everyone who knows me knows that I hate sports, and, accordingly, it's the least favorite part of the evening news (at 6, time to open a bottle of wine, at 11, time to b my t's).

Reporter Michael Winerip said it accurately, if not a little rapturously,"Watching Len Berman do the nightly sports for WNBC news at 6 and 11 the last 23 years was one of life’s small pleasures. His voice is rich and strong without straining. He didn’t have the tensed neck that seems to be the mark of the modern sportscaster. He wrote his own copy in simple, declarative sentences. Rarely did he use a superfluous word."

You will be missed. Just like I miss Jay DeDapper and Monica Morales.

But you will also be remembered.

what is jazzy doing?

nothing. just helping me gchat.

Ladyz runnin' things now.

real housewives recap

why did this season have to end!??!

nymag recap

Don't Mormons know ANYTHING?

You know how Mormons like to baptize people without their consent, after they've died? Turns out their addicted to it. They did it to Barack's mother!

According to "doctrinal background" provided by an LDS spokesman, "well-meaning Church members sometimes bypass this instruction [not to do it] and submit the names of non-relatives for temple baptism .... These rare acts are contrary to Church policy and sometimes cause pain and embarrassment."

Yes, it's so rare, and so embarrassing. It is embarrassing when someone gets ahold of the documents that show how not-rare it actually is!

So, stop baptizing Jewish Holocaust victems, also, for real this time.

keekerz speakerz

passion pit - eyes as candles
the p-pit album finally leaked! i mean, it comes out may 19...

Maine douched by gay marriage

Now the gathering storm of Gay Marriage has tsunamied all over Maine. Not Maine! That's where the Bushes live! Maine Governor John Baldacci just signed the gay marriage into law, making it the fifth state on God's Wrath List.

netflix rex

2 days in paris
really funny, well-written (by julie delpy, i'm told)
11 biscuits!!!


sigur ros : heima
if you like sigur ros, and icelandic landscapes, then you'll love this. it's a mind-blower.
11 biscuits!!!

I only have the 'cado.

tnx meg!

what is jazzy doing?

asking for some of my sonic lunch.
that's right! im in tennessee b's!!!

If you had just one wish....

Why are you so lazy?

The Way We Live Now: In a horn of plenty. Jobs are easy. They're hireing everywhere! Did you know that? No? Well it's true, the numbers prove it! Get off your ass and work:
Sure, 4.8 million workers lost their jobs in February; but on the bright side, 4.3 million were hired. That's right: there are literally millions of jobs available!