daily ri ri

rihanna is going to be in a big old movie y'all. she is going to be the lady in charge of that new battleship movie based on the board game.

i want to hold him

isnt it a little mean to name that adorable little pig carnitas?

its going to be good. robyn says so.

thanks melissa!

i had a chinese food craving and melissa placed the order for me since i dont have my cell phone. isnt she just the best!

for good measure.

wee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee.

like it was yesterday.

here's a collection of some of the few depression-era color photos in existence. they're quite beautiful.

thx joey!

zedonk.

no, really.

mmm cigarettes...

what is pinot grigio doing?

sittin' outside of chipotle where his owner left him while he got his burrito, during which time someone had an impromptu photo shoot with him until we got caught and ran away.

what is cocoa doing?

"beggin' to get in"

thx suz x2!

what is molly doing?

"Riding shotgun with her new incontinance medication while pumping 93.9 fm"

thx suz!

what are you doing tonight?

i'm going to see robyn + kelis on their all hearts tour with joel / g.animalz / liiiizzzzhhheeeerrrrbbbbeerrrrr!!

but you already knew that.

o,hai... im in new york again.

its me joel. ill do my best to stay updated... best check my twitter. i left my phone in melissa's car but she promised to send it to me as soon as fedex possible.