fritz is here and no one told me!

(via)

good news for me and my fellow ciara fans

.@Ciara announces new album, Jackie. Plus a tour http://t.co/XGqB8PoWUx pic.twitter.com/dTMXGKSryr

— Pitchfork (@pitchfork) April 2, 2015

BE VIGILANT.

the NWS has issued a wind warning for the rest of the afternoon in brooklyn and queefs, and last time it got windy around here, a bride-to-be got killt and her loved ones were forced to have a wedding-themed funeral.

do not let this happen to you.

inside the eames house (save yourself $450)

and this one

interview

ben gibbard in conversation with jenny lewis is actually really interesting. I had forgotten all about the postal service years.


READ IT

oh farrah.

I drank this shake #AprilFools 💋 pic.twitter.com/IgBtElUcLk
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) April 1, 2015

daily ri ri

PRANK.

billy eichner + david letterman

Billy On The Street with David Letterman from Funny Or Die

ohemgeeyah

go read this article about show bunnies right. meow.