i googled "fart blanket infomercial" to find this :

the marriage bed? uh yeah...great job.

djv < 3 the countess, big time

He wanted you all to see this. Unfortunately, I can't seem to embed it, so you'll have to click your way over.

But just as a reminder, this is what she ACTUALLY, sorta looks like:

And also keeping in mind that she's still made-up for the RHofNY cameras. SHEW! What kind of black magic did they do to her?!

gary coleman dead

who cares? am i right?

now what was it?

I saw something on TV last night that I thought would make a good blog post.