thx _____!

i dont know who is responsible for this one but...

THX ARGENTINIAN FAN!!!!!!!

loves it

britney spears officially releases her newest music video....If U Seek Amy

NSFW if youre not allowed to watch barely mobile, aging, and medicated pop divas lip sync and writhe around with the danger of a nip slip around every deep bend.

xoxo love you Britney

~!*mYsTeRy BiRtHdAy*!~

click on the headline to find out who the mystery birthday girl is... and why i'm so excited about it!!!

No Words Needed

thx rachel maddow

and thank you target for being so coooool.

girls go get the new alexander mcqueen clothes.

and then, watch this fun video about target proliferation

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little boots - new in town (fred falke remix)

now that cat KNOWs its the xmas kitty!

NeRd aLeRt!

i thought it was a joke when i read about this OMA project, too unfeasible... but apparently it is going to open next month. click the headline above for the full article from the korea times.

Animal Sleeps

I wish I could sleep like these animals do--and I bet you do, too!

what is kismet doing?

answer: playing outside and getting wet and chasing a squirrel

brb : outside

b!

so i was a little stir crazy today, and decided that i would go see what was outside. so welcome to the first installment of "brb : outside"! let's get started.

conditions in brooklyn:
a balmy 41 degrees (feels like 34) with so much sunshine i thought my heart might explode

things i saw outside:

this pigeon!

some more asinine henry street construction.

the ocean!

a guy in handcuffs! with some police officers just barely attending to him...

which leads me to our first brb : outside destination, warren place. warren place is a little mews nestled in the heart of cobble hill. built in 1878 as workingmen's cottages, it contains 44 11-foot-wide apartments along a delightful courtyard. here are some photos:
you can read more about warren place and the other wonderful alleys of brooklyn here. i hope everyone had fun on my outside adventure!

poll information

you may need the following information to make an informed decision in the new poll...

1) the last house on the left

you get kidnapped and left for dead near your parents vacation home, then the gang of kidnappers show up at said home looking for a place to stay because their car breaks down... what would YOUR parents do????

2) the haunting in connecticut

after a family relocates to scary connecticut, their house haunts them because its a former mortuary!

3) obsessed

this one is going to be just like fatal attraction except ali larter is glenn close, and BEYONCE is the beautiful wife of micheal douglas. scary.

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

thank you for participating in our first poll

as you can see..... the people have spoken

NO ONE WANTS YOUR TIGER AROUND, SO KEEP HIM OUT OF YOUR BACKYARD.

only creepy people like FloRida do that.

whats for lunch?????

one garlic chicken alfredo thin crust pizza, just for me

and one DC

brb : outside

i dont want to give too much away, but i just wanted to let everyone know that i'm going outside...

brb.

what is kismet doing?

answer: licking my face off

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yeasayer - tightrope

scanwiches

scanwiches (thx, margauxxx)

paperwhite watch : week 1

I thought the paperwhites watch would be a weekly installment, but they're growing so fast, I just HAD to give you an update!

look at them go!

what's for lunch?????

last night, the roomies + john celebrated our first crazy-quesadilla-wednesdays! inpsired by a horrible restaurant experience in park slope, gabe cooked up some delicious quesadillas and we ate and drank as much as we could. so today, when i went to make my usual sandwich, i was presented with some leftover items in the fridge...of which i made prompt use:

avocado-and-monterey-jack quesadillaz
garden of eatin' blue chips
and a DC, oc.

...bringing the avocado-intake-count for the week up to roughly: 3.

jelly?

OMG THATS THE GROSSEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

Star-nose-mole. By.far.the.grossest.thing.i've.ever.seen.

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the national - so far around the bend
if you don't like being happy, then you'll LOVE this new national track.

tesla boy - spirit of the night
here's one to pull you out of the depths of despair after you listen to you-know-whom (gestures toward the national) they're russian!

fuckit list

Basically, a Fuckit list is the opposite of a Bucket List: a list of things you don't care about doing before you die instead of things you do want to do.

tamarama

nytimes reviews Jay's band.

jic...

the light in gabe's hallway has been out for weeks. the light switch is in the on position, and has been since we discovered that the light bulb needed changing. so, you can imagine my surprise just now, when the light sprung to life...flickering on and continuing to flicker for roughly 8-9 seconds, until it dimmed out. a few seconds later, it flashed back to life one last time and has been silent since.

i'm telling you this just in case something happens to me. as far as i can tell, it's either some dangerous faulty wiring, or a poltergeist. and after a few slammed-door incidents while i've been home alone, i'm leaning toward the latter...

(all of the suspicious activity has come from gabe's wing. just sayin')