what is patty halley doing tonight?

i likely won't be watching the preds' first playoff game (it is hockey, after all), but y'all should know that it is occurring.

what is patrick halley doing this afternoon?

going on a date in the park.

thx john.

gchatz w/ starla

starla: well

unfortunately i am being forced to go to a wedding shower in jerzzzzzzzzzz

kylie: ew

starla: the only redeeming thing is it is close to a chick-fil-a

so we'll call the day a wash

ctm.

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during last week's budget freakshow, john kyl, the senator of the most hateful state in america, arizona, stated on the floor of congress that abortions were over 90% of what planned parenthood does. which, of course, is wildly inaccurate. when called out, his office issued a response: that statistic was "not intended to be a factual statement."

stephen colbert makes an example of him via twitter.

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WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama will tape a show with Oprah Winfrey on April 27 in Chicago, a White House official said today.


The Obamas' appearance on Oprah airs May 2, said Don Halcombe, a publicist for the show. (via)

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