wild turkey

no, not the whiskey that haunts my nightmares... these are dangerous wild birds stalking indians in new jersey, apparently.

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Dude Perfect

First of all, No way this is fake. These Texans are as authentic as they come. The proof is in the the pickup, tree stand, shot gun, tractors, water towers, ball caps, accents, and grim facial hair. Not to mention the debilitating state-wide geological and psychological barrenness. I've been to Aggieland and I can attest there is nothing but wind and boredom. Nonetheless, so impressive. Go Aggies.