kanye goes gaga

i was talking a while back about how i saw a picture on the intertubes of the lady gaga + kanye tour stage design. here it is. looks similar to his glow in the dark tour agrocrag, except shinier. word on the street is that they are going to trade off songs, or play onstage together to avoid the who opens for who question.

animal news roundup

by nymag

what a surprise!

joel and i wont be able to blog today because we just got some free courtside tickets to the US open, thanks to joey!

roger federer is playing. AND serena! omg.
brb tennis!

have 2 extras. call me if you want them in the next hour.

onesie monday!

the US open...

...starts tOdAy!!!

T Pain sans Lonely Island

in case you don't make it to the chorus at :35, this is how it go-OES:

go-O, GO-o, go-O, go-O, go-O, GO-o, go-O, go-O.
go-O, GO-o, go-O, go-O, go-O, GO-o, go-O, go-O.

I'm hoping that T-Pain spent less than 30 seconds writing this shit and that Miami spent less than $1000 paying him for it.

And yes, those bitches are wearing hooters hose.