11 biscuits.

this amazing piece asks the question we've all been thinking: where is taylor swift's apology?

Sure, she is the one who was wronged in this situation, but amends were made. Beyonce gave up her Beyonce Time so that Taylor could have more Taylor Time. If anything, this whole thing has made Taylor Swift more famous than ever. She should be thanking Kanye. But since public thank yous never seem to gain much traction, she might as well at least get an apology in there. For one, she can apologize for continuing to call herself a country singer. I HEARD YOUR SONG, TAYLOR SWIFT. That is a sub-grade Kelly Clarkson song is what that is. That is Avril Lavigne without the skateboard-flavored lip gloss. (via)

she totes owes us one. thx jvm.

omg too cute!

thx ktv.

now theres an idea

a pen that allows you to scan color from your environment, then draw with it. likes this.

knut

knut gets a friend

seals don't know anything

who wins in this video? no one.



turns out that playful seals like this one can kill you with love and kindness. they want you to stay in and under the water, with them, to play until you die.

sorry.

FOR SALE: these bones

$8,000,000

2sie 2zday: species-mixers!!

deer + kitty

deer + bun

bun + hamster + sharing!

and a million pandas....for good measure.

english angora rabbit, a tribute

bred for fluffiness, as if you couldn't tell.

"can i speak in spanish?"

all juan martin del potro wants to do is speak in his native language. sorry charlito. this is america and dick enberg doesnt want you to.

look at this fucking scary-ass monster!

"Dean Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night. 'I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw,' said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China." (via)

i've never been more terrified of anything in my entire life.

thx joel. for nothing.

blog sneak attack

Dale: my life has become officially sad. I am watching the view with that bean pole Taylor Swift, and Kate Gosslin as a terrible co-host.

I hope none of my guy friends find out

solange

xoxo basement baby

whitney on oprah

omg did you guys SEEEEEE whitney houston on oprah? it was 11 biscuits to the max. my favorite part was when she explained to oprah how to lace a joint with crack.

zomg. part 2 today. don't miss it. she's going to sing and oprah's going to cry.

question...

why isn't anyone talking about how jay invoked kanye's dead mother and implied that she would be disappointed in him? that's fucked up.



jay-z, rihanna, and kanye went on to rock everyone's faces off. look at ri-ri. she's such a bad ass bitch.

congrats juan martin del potro

US open mens champion.

poor feddy.