nashville, ALERT!!

jic...

...you didn't get one of the references from that song about ass.

can you even believe that this song is 11 years old?

check yourself before you wreck yourself

did you just get a really funny internet link from a friend, family member, or colleague?

you best check yourself before you forward that shit along. it might be older than yesterday's meme!


is it old? will provide you with a link freshness rating, just to be on the safe side. the more you know.

bike wreck monday

Hit and Run in Memphis!

Here is a first-hand account by friend of Toops, Rachel C.:

"It was a beautiful, perfectly pleasant morning, and I woke up early, so I thought I'd treat myself to a little bike commute. Some idiot truck had other plans for me. He started coming over into my lane and forced me on to some trolley tracks, which road bikes don't really care for. My truck friend kept going, but one of my favorite bums that hangs out at the Y was there to scrape me off the street. So sweet. Anyhow, this wouldn't be worth mentioning, except that I have the most amazing injury. I stupidly wore some ballet flats to bike in, which left the top of my foot prime for the taking. I ended up with side by side circular abrasions that very closely resemble a vampire bite. I look so tough. Now I'm rewarding myself by listening exclusively to Rick Ross, sans headphones."

Get well soon, Rachel!


Be careful everyone!

ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.

ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.ass.

drake : class act.

(via)

brb outside: #ingnyc

Yesterday was the marathon. I should have run it, but instead, Libby and I pulled up some camping chairs and dolled out some compliments. A LOT of clapping and compliments.



The Elite runners were soooooo fast

but this is mostly what it was like: 


"clap clap, Looking good Erik!
clap clap
Keep it up Maura, nope her shirt say says Laura, gooo Laura"


















This guy was covered in Beef Jerky packets. He tossed us some. It was really good.
Let me reframe that: Yesterday a man tore a piece of dried flesh that had been hanging off his sweaty body and threw it at me as I sat by the side of the road. I picked it up, put it in my mouth, and it was delicious.

It was still Brooklyn though...























And we found Lizzy's friend!

CONGRATS LIZZY'S FRIEND!




Overall, the experience was 11 biscuits, and you ALLLLLL missed it!

ever wonder what the penn state coaching staff does with their spare time?

oh, nothing. just molests children. is all. read all about it here.

i think thomas wilhelm put it best:

"i haven't read it, it's so damn long. all i know is that some assistant coach diddled some kids or something and joe paterno was all, nbd. and he's probably rolling in his grave now that this story is out in the public."

let's go this weekend!

the new museum slide is finished.

Memphis Presents: FreshCat

"I'm in absolute shock and a lot of horror at the thought something like this might even possibly be real," she said. Fresh Cat claims to offer annual replacements in the color of your choice. "You try to match the decor in your home with a kitten, and then you ship it back like it's a used toy," Amorose said. The website also offers a catalog of items apparently available for purchase, including kitty press on nails and even a kitten size massage table. It also claims to sell handguns and rifles that display the Fresh Cat logo, and fur coats. "It's the classic Memphis story, and it's been told hundreds of times, every time another business opens here because of the late drop off time for FedEx," Fresh Cat president John Behnke said in a press release. "Someone can order a kitten as late as 10:30 p.m., and have it at their front door the next morning."
ctm.

just in love - joe jonas, ft. lil wayne

ive done all the research for you on the new joe jonas album, and have decided that this is the only song you need to know about. so go on and enjoy the sights and sounds.

what in the.

click here if you'd like to know what the fuck is going on right now.

 thx melissa!!

well, i'll be.

did you know?

the vols had no kicker until an hour before the game this weekend!

It was an hour before kickoff Saturday night at Neyland Stadium and Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was out of kickers. Literally.

Naturally, he called Fraternity Row.

"(Michael) Palardy was hurt," Dooley said after the Vols' 24-0 victory against Middle Tennessee State. "He hurt himself Thursday in practice but we thought he'd be fine. He couldn't go. Then (Chip) Rhome goes out there in pregame and he pulls a muscle."

Good thing for Dooley and the Vols, Derrick Brodus wasn't busy.

"We didn't have a kicker," Dooley said. "And we had to make a call to the frat house. This is no lie. We called the frat house and had a policeman go get him."

Another plus for the Vols: Brodus was sober. (via)

and we STILL beat the pants of those silly blue raiders.

UPDATE : his twitter is adorbz.

what turned out to be the song of the weekend.

neighbors.