spoiler alert!

bo obama's dad is going to ask congress to repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" during the state of the union... according to cnn's twitter.

UPDATE: did i miss it? maybe i didnt pay enough attention.

scary bitches threaten french guy

anna wintour and french anna wintour are telling this dude that he should be trying harder to support the fashion industry in france. via.

this is exaclty how i feel

"PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI—less than two weeks after converging upon the site of a devastating magnitude 7.0 earthquake, american anthropologists have confirmed the discovery of a small, poverty-stricken island nation, known to its inhabitants as 'haiti.'"

...

"'had it not been for this earthquake, i doubt we would have ever noticed haiti at all.'"

[the onion]

the more you know (you're welcome)

hey, who's this pretty little twink? oh, that's just james franco's younger brother dave. he's playing this rich douchey med student on the 9th season of scrubs (i know, i can't believe it's still on either). actually i can, it's totes my guilty pleazh.

not my goodies

this ciara story has given me an excuse to post this video. keep your goodies in the jar where they belong.



also... petey pablo. remember that?

graphic design = architecture

you know what im talking about

also... bahahaha

thanks for the shameless self promotion thomas wilhelm... i want to REPORT THIS

what is kismet doing?

RIP Brucie Bear.

some puppies just can't have nice things.

mothers protect your children

these little ladies from staten island need to rediscover pants.

spotted in the lobby of radio city music hall upon the occasion of the gaga concert.

solange + of montreal

she wore a cape shirt and covered jackson 5s i want you back during their show at the highline ballroom in new york. via

later things got normal when susan sarandon hopped on stage and whipped some dudes dressed like pigs.

big mistake.

everyone's favorite mad men character, sal romano, is off the show.

forever. (don't click that, joel. spoiler alertz retroactive)

uuuuugggggghhhh im so angry!!

What's for lunch?

A Turkey "Cubano" (Rye Bread, Yellow Mustard, American Cheese, Sliced Dill Pickle, Roasted Turkey), Kettle-Cooked Salt and Pep Krink-Kut chips, and a Ginger Beer!

11 Biscuits!

iPad?!?! ctm.

that sounds like an apple sanitary napkin is all.

follow this liveblog of the iTampon, being revealed as we speak!

looks like a big iphone to me. just sayin'.

totes necessary.

kim kardashian will be riding around miami in this armored limousine, while her husband plays football in the super bowl.

oh yeah.

i meant to show you this picture a couple of weeks ago....

i found this giveaway pile in erin macb's "hallway" (story of her life, right?!). jk, in her actual hallway. though i can't imagine why anyone would want to part with this very specific yet diverse collection of items:

five (5) dr. phil self-help books
abs of steel on VHS
an instructional dog-training VHS
two installments of the harry potter storybooks
and the best, obvi: another self help book, entitled taking charge of your fertility.

all for FREE Free!!!

"growlers have been around since christ was a child."

that's what she said.

Growlers — 64-ounce glass vessels that look like a moonshine jug — have become the beer accessory of the moment. And the jugs, filled at taps in bars and stores, are not just the toys of the bearded, flannel-shirt, beer-geek set. (via)

andy coopy real estate news

Globetrotting newsman Anderson Cooper will soon be able to cool his heels in an old Greenwich Village firehouse -- complete with brass fire poles -- that he's turning into a new home, The Post has learned.

The century-old building on West Third Street was nominated this week for a spot on the National Register of Historic Places, a status that Cooper can use for a slew of tax breaks if his renovations maintain the firehouse's historic façade.

Neighbors have seen Cooper visiting the firehouse regularly since it was sold in September for $4.3 million by the New York Board of Fire Underwriters, which operated the private Fire Patrol 2 out of the building beginning in 1906. (via)

keekerz speakerz timez a millz!

yesterday i put my entire ipod on shuffle on acci, and just left it that way. i got through about 175 songs in one day, out of 7281. then i thought,, shew. why not go all the way? i'll keep you abreast of any faves that show up in my earz. let's get started:

peter bjorn + john - paris 2004
gwen stefani - wonderful life
the national - baby we'll be fine
the roots - don't say nothin'

son of a.

i hope someone gets to rape the benefits of this. thx sj.

what are you doing tonight?

watching the state of the union address probably. check out the huffington post's drinking game!

Obama says "let me be clear"
Do one shot
Obama says "change isn't easy"
Do one shot
Obama says "make no mistake"
Do one shot
Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."
He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots
Joe Wilson yells something
Do two shots
Obama yells back
Finish the bottle
Obama says "jobs"
Do one shot, two if you're unemployed
Obama says "health care"
Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal
Do one shot
Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal
STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Obama mentions Bo
Put beer in your dog's water bowl
Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress
Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups
Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over
Do three shots
Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"
Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Obama says he's "fighting for you"
Do one shot, two if you believe him
Obama mentions Haiti
Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross