more like channing taint-um!

hunky carol channing tatum is the cover star for this months issue of details. inside, he relays a little story from the set of "the eagle of the ninth" [to be released in 2010] :

"Tatum was pretend-soldiering one raw, wet October day in the Scottish Highlands. The action required him to wade in ice-cold water, which, despite a high-tech wetsuit, could be withstood for only a few minutes. 'The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I'm like, Nah, I'm good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he'd forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick.'" sad!

the obvious question should be, why couldn't the crew just use warm, non-penis-burning water? oh well, hind sight is 20/20. [details]

of course

why hasnt this happened already?, etsy. oc.

the dog butler

watch modern family if you know whats good for you.

what SHOULD kismet be doing?

thx g.

daily ri ri

guess who is going to be on oprah today singing a cover of Bob Marley's redemption song


rihanna, thats who.

UPDATE: here is what Oprah has to say about it :

this can't wait.

cheese and crackers look at your face!

thx g.

that's a diamond

made of wood! [check it out]

for my gingey friendz.

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thx joey toni.

backwardz wednesdayz!

here i go.

i'm going to listen to the ke$ha album from start to finish, with no skip-aheads.

i'll let you know how many biscuits when i'm done! kanye glasses!

it's settled.

these will be served at the first rooftop party of 2010. grillmaster DJV is going to get started practicing.

If you are picturing a meager burger topped with a clump of yellow mac and cheese, it's time to think just a little bit bigger... Sure, it all starts innocently enough—a mix of cheddar, American, pecorino and Gruyère cheeses with ground Hereford beef—but don't be deceived: this little devil is packing something extra. That something: macaroni, cooked, salted and packed inside the burger before it hits the grill, so by the time it starts to cook, the cheese, beef and macaroni become one charred, melted, buttery unit of deliciousness.

And to top things off, you'll notice a few homemade Gruyère bread crumbs and a generous ladling of homemade cheese sauce on the patty. (via)

if you want a professionally made one, you can get it at the burger shoppe on water street in the financial district. just like most meals that probably shouldn't have mac-n-cheese involved, it's not on the menu. but just ASK them!

thx john!

movie reviewz

watched this last night with g.ani. we liked it a lot. it is david bowie's son's directorial debut, and i give it 8 biscuits.

also, the moon scenes reminded me of archigram a lot.

that's all. netflix it!

i wish that hadn't have happened.

massachusetts blew it big time yesterday, giving the democrats' 60th senate seat to white male pickup-truck-driving republican instead of a nice freedom-loving lady democrat. son of a.

jicydak.

there was another pretty major second earthquake in h8-e this morning. 6.1 on the ol' richter. ;(

jerkstore.

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- Lane Kiffin damaged the car loaned to him while he was Tennessee's coach when he ran it off the road in the fall.

Lexus of Knoxville said in a statement that the Lexus vehicle was towed to the dealership and Kiffin's insurance paid the claim on the car. Dealership representatives did not return a call by The Associated Press seeking further details.

No incident report was filed by local authorities.

Tennessee spokeswoman Tiffany Carpenter says the incident happened in August near Kiffin's home in Knoxville but no internal investigation was conducted by the university.

Carpenter says it is her understanding that Kiffin had been working late and slid off the road as he was going home. (via)