2PzNaPpod: Oct 20, 2010

20 October 2010

willow, you better watch your ass!

UPDATE: tmz is reporting that tina knowles (beyonce's mom) is going to be on ellen tomorrow to tell everyone that beyonce is not pregnant (an probably to hawk her miss tina walmart clothing line, natch)

Beyonce Knowles better brush up on her lullabies.

The 29-year-old singer is pregnant with her first child, the new Us Weekly reports.

Despite the happy news, no one was more surprised than the singer herself.

"B was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn't ready to be a mother just yet," says a source of the singer, who married rapper Jay-Z in 2008. "She really wanted to get her album done and tour the world again."

Still, another insider says that the singer, who is in her first trimester, realizes that "this is a gift from God and she's so happy." (via)

i like it :: enrique iglesias :: i like it

my name is Tom Hardy and im going to be in Batman3

the entire internet wants you to know that chris nolan has cast tom hardy in the next batman movie. no one knows what role he will be playing, but everyone is really excited. do you remember him from inception and that kerfuffle where he admitted to boning boys?

hey starla i dare you to touch him.

a robin among batmen

thats my guy.
via.

preach it taco bell

prop 19 in california :
the marijuana legalization ballot proposition

LOL

dammit, i thought these two were platonic. rats.

the cuties behind proenza schouler dished to nymag about a rustic country home they have been improving in their off time. sounds depressingly perfect and terribly sexy.

They’re also working on the property’s circa-1790s house, which he says is in fairly original condition. “It’s great. We like it old; we’re kind of like restoring it as opposed to remodeling it. We’re taking it back to its original form.” Decorating, Hernandez noted, giggling, is not as butch. “That’s not the manly part. We like a little bit of both.” While the architecture is old, he says the interiors will be more like their life, a mix of things. “It’s not going to be a period piece.”

A little more prodding brought more shocking revelations. Like, they have livestock! Cows, goats, sheep, and chickens! There are also horses, but those belong to other people. “It’s fun, you know,” Hernandez said. “It’s a nice balance to the city life.” The designers also have two dogs, Jojo and Buster, a Newfoundland and a Doberman. But a fashion person can only talk livestock for so long. “I’m oversharing!” he said, and clammed up.

start wearing purple

50 cents and soulja boy are cute together

the gay internet is really confused by this covershot of 50 pennies and soulja boy. why do they look so much like they want to cuddle each other when everyone knows two quarters is a blatant homophobe (probably not wearing purple today).

i dont really care about all that, im more interested in why soulja boy got put on a cover wearing underwear from walmart. hanes her way, srsly?

turns out everyone thinks kirsten gillibrand is hot

its not just me.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid already called her the "hottest member" of the Senate, and today Mayor Bloomberg gave his two cents on the leggy blond. He gushed to the Wall Street Journal, “I don’t think it’s appropriate for me to talk about people’s looks or dress, but Sen. Gillibrand at a black-tie event last night looked stunning, I think you could say...She’s a pleasure to sit next to and she certainly looked good." Easy there, Mike, your 12-year-old schoolgirl is showing. via

did you know that i applied for a job to be her receptionist in new york city? wouldnt that have been fun.

in other rumor news:

are xxxtina and sam-ro scissoring?

really great idea.

A second beaver has been found living in the Bronx River, and after a contest to name the local creature, the Wildlife Conservation Society’s Bronx Zoo has revealed the winner of its naming contest:

Justin Beaver. (via)