02 November 2011

the hunger games are real

click here if you want to see haymitch, elfie, cinna, rue, or cato.

naomi campbell is fierce

on the cover of some magazine.

what's for lunch

JUST SALAD: thai chicken crunch!

"X > tebow"-ing is the new tebowing.

hating tim tebow is now an internet meme.
On Sunday night, ESPN.com posted a Bill Williamson column calling for the Broncos to get their post-Tebow plans in order. The early comments were unremarkable: the usual "Tebow sucks" and "John Fox sucks" camps doing their thing. But as Halloween dawned, the shapeless mass of discontent had taken form. Completely organically, Tebow hate made order out of chaos.
"X Tebow" is the meme, with X being a series of increasingly negative and absurd things. It began with QuanB8's comment, "Ryan Leaf > Tebow." It moved to to other crappy quarterbacks—JaMarcus Russell, David Carr, Akili Smith—but soon became something else entirely. A few examples:
Windows Vista > Tebow
Still saying 'Whaaaz uuuppp' > Tebow
Rebooting the Back To The Future franchise with the plot centered around getting Tebow's mom to have an abortion > Tebow
On day two, ESPN tried a different strategy: only deleting comments that were anti-religious or otherwise objectionable under their terms of service. We've heard from commenters who have found their contributions gone, their accounts suspended. But even that's fallen by the wayside, as any number of anti-Christian or generally obscene comments can be found today. The moderators abandoned the battlefield. The commenters won.
to quote one of my favorite things thomas wilhelm has ever said, "where's your god now, tim tebow?"

ooooo pizza!

in other celeb break up news...

Keeksies favorite actress Zooey Deschanel split from her Death Cab frontman husband "amicably" after two years of marriage.

No word yet on if it had anything to do with me.

biebs wants to F the S out of you.

check out this AWESOME internet rumor!
Mariah also told the court: "After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone — a bathroom.
"We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to f*ck the sh*t out of me. At the time I asked him to put a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to.
"In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything."
Justin then "quickly took off my clothes," she said — and the pair had sex.
Bieber's reps strenuously deny the woman's claims, but Yeater wrote in her court declaration: "He was on top of me with my legs around him. At the time I was on top of some type of shelf. The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds." (via)
now, this lady is claiming to be the mother of justin bieber's bastard son. all i want for christmas is for this to be true.

thx starla!
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