06 October 2009

beyonce speaks in song lyrics


on Friday, Beyonce was being honored as Billboard magazine's Woman of the Year (duh) when she made the following comment (her first) about Kanyegate.

"...And when he walked on stage, I was like 'No, no, no!' and then he spoke and I was like 'Oh no, no, no!'"

so eloquent. so poised. woman of the year.

im dumbfounded

dlisted showed this to me today. its a little girl from peru who covered britney spears' toxic video shot for shot. im equal parts revolted and envious

I <3 NY



look what happened in times square this morning...where there just happened to be some NEWS cameras! (via)

americans for prosperity hate america



this news is a bit old...but omg. did y'all hear about americans for prosperity?! they were having a conference when it was announced that chicago aka america had lost the bid for the 2016 olympics, and the whole room broke out in smiles, cheers, and applause.

well, someone video taped it and gave it to the press and now everyone knows about it. that is so embearassing for them.

joelz speekerz

this and this:

daily ri ri

chanel. paris. rihanna. prince. lily allen.

omg. bse.

nymag's weekly gossip girl recap!

youtube classix


Blindfolded Woman Runs Into Wall - Watch more Funny Videos
joel's stupid people video reminded me of this.

careful ashley LISTEN ASHLEY!!

sing it, sister!

don't worry. that ball's not going anywhere useful.

a scathing analysis of why lane kiffin's making one huge repeated mistake by starting crompton every saturday.

thx bun-bun!

2sie 2zday!

best commercials on television.


her name is kylie. and she's a genius. just like me!


bigger. bigger! aaaaand click.

letterman's apology

America's Smartest Cities

memphis is 51 out of 55.

i like to think it doesn't reflect on me personally. How does your city rate? Whats that, youre not from one of the 55 largest metropolitan areas? sniff.


grandmother fights off man in bear suit with pillow.

i don't want to look like a cock magnet


New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

new winnie the pooh character!

jicydak, winnie the pooh has added a new otter character named lottie. seth meyers said on weekend update that lottie will replace eeyore...who finally did it.

just wanted to share that joke with everyone.

read this today

I was innocently reading this nymag compilation article that i THOUGHT was going to be about mark wahlberg when i accidentally ended up reading this article (will you be my black friend) that oprah and chris rock are turning into a movie. go on and you read it too.

excerpt:
There’s a psychological term that’s used to explain why white people and black people aren’t friends: homophily. It means that people are likely to be friends with those who are similar to them. (There’s an aphorism about homophily: Birds of a feather flock together. One of the peculiar duties of social scientists is to prove the most obvious things, make them seem complicated, and then reconstitute them as simple. For examples, see the work of Malcolm Gladwell.) I would argue that the modern world is, in many quarters, dominated by increasingly extreme homophily. If you don’t want to, you’ll never have to talk to anyone whose jeans are different from yours. And there’s the trend toward so-called cultural cocooning, where you only have to listen to people who have the same opinion as you, be it on Fox or MSNBC or Lou Dobbs, depending on if your philosophy is galvanized around conservatism or liberalism or angry people with wet piano keys for teeth.

chuck bass, californication

did you see the episode of californication where chuck bass plays a gay character who is obsessed with vampires and david duchovny?

i guess we didn't really need him...

it's not like crompton would've ever thrown a football anywhere near him anyway.

have you ever wanted to hear what grizzly bear sounds like in a chapel?

 
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