Kiefer Sutherland vs Jack McCollough

this is weird. i didnt post much about the met gala last night because i figured if you were really interested, you already knew where to look to find coverage... and kylie had already hit the highlights.

but apparently the party doesnt end after people leave the museum, and one of the weirder stories from last night doesnt involve madonna's bunny ears, but a brawl at the submercer afterparty involving jack bauer vs proenza schouler. according to reports, kiefer head butted jack in the face and broke his nose.  the fight had something to do with brooke shields?

very strange. dlisted best expressed the confusion: "Kiefer has a girlfriend. Brooke is married. Jack is gay. How did this happen!?" my guess is that jack bauer mistook jack mccullough for tony almeida

UPDATE: kiefer says jack knocked brooke down, brooke says no he didnt... plot thickens

chanel - audrey tatou

remember when baz luhrmann directed nicole kidman (and rodrigo santoro) in this elaborate over the top multi-million dollar commercial for chanel No.5?

well, chanel is at it again, this time with audrey tautou (and travis davenport) directed by jean-pierre jeunet.

it debuted on their website today, check it out.

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what is kismet doing?

answer: he ripped this coupon for pizza hut out of the paper my dad was reading, then sat on it and started chewing his favorite new toy. mom thinks he wants to order some pizza. like the time he took a water bottle out of my room and dropped it in front of her and she figured out that his water bowl was empty.

Dom Deluise, In Memoriam

oprah + chicken

oprah has teamed up with the fast food devil and is offering a free meal at kfc in honor of their new grilled chicken. get two pieces of grilled chicken, two individual sides, and a biscuit.

click here

H1N1

fucking ridiculous

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in american idol news...

anderson cooper picked adam lambert to win. (me too)

paula abdul has finally admitted to her pain pill additiction

it probably has nothing to do with the fact that she released a new single from her upcoming album

additionally, simon is spreading the word that he doesnt want to come back for future seasons of the most watched show in america

joelz speekerz

did you see?

the 2009 winners of the National Design Awards, adminstered by the Cooper Hewitt National Design Museum. Categories include lifetime acheivement, interior design, landscape design, architecture design, etc.

toot's!

toot's.

oh hey, beyonce.

beyonce in paris. that's in france. thx g.

let your freak flag fly.

gabe hanging the mexico flag on our fire escape!
happy cinco de mayo!

look who's back!

omg thx again g!

homeless real world.

Four independent TV producers are searching for the right network to broadcast their labor of love, "Homeless Real World," which is kind of like "Real World Brooklyn," but in Denver, and with fewer losers. (gawker)

i really hope this happens. thx g.

gulp.

Were you under the impression that only poor people are being evicted, because they can't pay their meager rents on their even more meager salaries/ bottle collection earnings? Not the case. In fact, lots of people who got laid off from good jobs are getting evicted, too. It's a lot easier to not be able to pay your rent when it's high! (gawker)

thx g.

aw.

ceeeeeyute!

hills recap and omg family guy!

gawker hills recap.

thx g.

and as i am posting this, this week's family guy is on my tv. you'll never guess what this ep is about.....the hills! brian hooks up with and begins dating lauren conrad. and according to the internet, she did her own voice!

ctm.

non-praying mantis. ctm.

that's racist!

chipotle rang the opening bell on wall street today aka cinco de mayo.

ctm.

gabe is home sick today. he just put on office space. and i ctm'd.

wall of complimentz / look who's famous

it's quite a day for friends of 2Pz. our friend shannon recently appeared on the martha stewart show! ('ask martha' segment: 3:04. grandma on the left, mama on the right.) awesome question shannon! i love how much martha loves the a-ah-a-ah-a-al-ka-hawwwl. way 2 rep bk!

shannon also took a moment out of her 15 minutes of fame to shower 2Pz in complimentz:

shannon: i actually am not a huge blog fan, but really enjoy yours

me: thank you!

shannon: super cool!

a compliment from a celeb! thx shan!

nErD aLeRt!

ever wish you could experience manhattan without that pesky horizon messing everything up? well now you can!

gossip girl recap!

jicymi, last night's ep was amaaaaaaazing.

nymag recap:
In your face, all you parent groups who decried Gossip Girl as a sensationalist, immoral piece of trash. This episode, the second to last one before the season finale, reminded us that this show is not merely a sensationalist, immoral piece of trash, it is a tool for learning.

xoxo.

meow-der for hire

if you're anything like me, you've often thought to yourself, "why has no one ever combined lol cats, gratuitous violence and video games?" we'll wonder no more. cartoon network's adult swim would like to introduce meowcenaries.

¡feliz cinco de mayo!

¡aaaaayayayayayayayay! ¡arrriba! ¡mios dios!

wish i was here. anyone want to go tomorrow?

good morning, famous maiden!

look who's famous! 2Pz friend joey tony pepperoni got interviewed for real-life television. check him out!