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daily ri ri

i have a lot to cover in todays daily ri ri.

1) she went shopping (last year) in paris wearing chris brown pants.

2) she wandered around in new york (pictured at left)

3) she made a britney spears reference about the media frenzy she experienced in the aftermath of the assault.

4) in the same interview (glamour) rihanna discusses being emBEARassed and hurt when her beat face got leaked on the internet, and how she feels that domestic violence is kept as a shameful secret, and she feels empowered by being able to speak out on the topic.

5) i was on itunes to preview the bonus tracks on the glee soundtrack and i stumbled across the Rated R tracklist that is posted below. i cant wait to hear what Mad House sounds like. and i think that stupid in love is a shout out to my homegirl Beyonce.

good for that bear.

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say. Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989. (via)

i don't see what religion has to do with anything...

and ctm pudding remains!

thx lilly!

ellen gets taylor swift

ellen so funny yall

jicyww

one of the boyz II mens has H1N1. looks like he's come...to the end...of...the road.

don't believe me? just ask cnn's ugly new website.


thx g.

edward gets vanity fair

its not fair that emmett is relegated to doggie magazine and edward gets vanity fair. does robert pattinson even have a dog or what?

team emmett

which twilight vampire loves dogs the most? team emmett. obv.

ceeyute

i still havnt seen it, but i have been listening to the soundtrack.

you is trollin boxxy

some gchatz reactions:



thanks for looking

thx katie

ktv took me to the 5spot retro dance party last night. i got a blister on my finger from snapping too much while i was dancing. so much fun. we danced the night away.

jake gyllenhaal, prince of persia

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time in HD

Trailer Park | MySpace Video

ctmol

ktv saw this on hoda and kathy fourth hour this morning. its also on dlisted. lolz.

meow, kitty cat

did you see lady gaga today on alexa chung? she is funny.

this is on tonight.

Rice was inspired by Obama's speech to the Democratic National Convention in 2004 and wanted to do a film about him as an up-and-coming political leader. Her friend Sams signed on, but they couldn't get their phone calls to Obama's office returned until Norton called on their behalf. He's still involved as a producer.

They got lucky. They wound up with a far more important story than they had dreamed about. (via)

don't miss it.

why you so obsessed with me

mimi stumbles onto the set of the jay leno show like a tranny mess.

love her.

melissa's lunch, monday and tuesday

tuesday

monday

chris brown quit it

for some reason, chris brown thinks its ok to dress as rihanna on his album cover.

a few things...

first thing, an apology. sorry 2Pz has been basically inactive since last week. joel has been out of town (in nashville with the yallstars) and i have been IN town (but my family has been here too, so we've been hanging out). so, please forgive us.

second thing, OMG did you see tennessee's hot halloween costumes?!?!!? they looked so good in black, and they beat the pants of steve spurrier and the south caroline LAMEcocks in the process. go vols!!!

third thing, i drove past the hot new army ship yesterday. it's pretty cool. did you know it's made from the world trade center?!?!

and another thing, tomorrow i start a new job. (i know!) so, i'm not going to be able to hold down the 2Pz day-shift anymore, but i'll do my best to contribute as often as i can.

i hope everyone had a lovely halloween weekend. i'll show you some of mine this evening, once the fam has made their way back to the south.

<3z!!

30 rock doesn't translate

a channel in germany just started running 30 rock episodes, and turns out they are not popular at all! the nytimes specualates that perhaps the jokes are too based in american pop-culture, but also hypothesizes that it might be inadequate billing in the network's show description, which they ran through google translate:

Episode 1 - The New Boss

The aspiring manager has achieved great success with a new microwave oven for the NBC parent company General Electric - he was quickly promoted to station boss and Liz put in front of the nose. The absolute Fernsehlaie want to miss the show a new look.

As the first official act he rolls behind Liz’s back to the concept of the show and simply requires the eccentric movie star Tracy Jordan (Tracy Morgan) for the consignment. But that’s beginning for long-term single and a workaholic Liz Lemon until their problems, as well as for her private life, Jack has really great ideas. (via)

thx bun-bun.