24 January 2012

what would i not give

for a hotdog t shirt. via

he wants to introduce himself

you have definitely heard of the coolest new band in middle schools across the country. they are called one erection direction and this one named zayn malik wants to say hi. via.

What do you tell a john kerry with two black eyes.

nothing, somebody already told him twice.

i wonder how big it really is

Check the TAPES!

Listening to Whitney Houston's Million Dollar Bill allllll day, thanks to Kylie, made me think of this:

So where are those receipts Diane? And you call yourself a journalist.

another spirit animal?

thomas wilhelm: omg! make that my spirit animal!
look at that face
also, put that other end away!

couple of dance tracks

saint etienne - tonight
(joel, i think you'll like this one especially, but that may be gaycist of me...)

miike snow - paddling out

feel free to watch the zebra during these.

start your engines - january 30th

tumblr tuesday

this one is delightfully southern and sosocute. maddie on things

twerkin on a cupcake

this also reminds me of thomas wilhelm.

remind you of anyone?

kreayshawn for V mag by terry richardson

one porcupine, one cup


bonus links : 
wanna see a grown one? i didn't know they PLAYED.
this talking one doesn't seem real, but i think it IS.

want a seizure?

leave it to jezebel to ruin the fun:
Most unfortunate are the shots of Nicki Minaj in a cage, a la Shakira. We have discussed black women in cages before — most notably Amber Rose and Grace Jones. It's a tired, troubling visual. In this context, we're supposed to see Nicki as threatening, wild, dangerous. But the objectification and exoticization of black women is steeped in racism. (via)

son of a!

The unemployment rate for recent graduates was highest in architecture, at 13.9 percent, probably at least partly because of the housing market collapse. Even architecture majors who went on to receive graduate degrees, which usually safeguard workers from unemployment, are doing poorly in the job market. With a jobless rate of 7.7 percent, architecture majors who hold graduate degrees are still more likely to be unemployed than newly minted college grads who studied journalism (!). (via)
god DAMN it!


now you know everything.

sleigh bells : comeback kid

she looks like a young kim cattrall in that blond #wig.

y'all're too sexy!

songs the zebra can dance to

whitney houston's "million dollar bill"


The Stanley Cup champion Boston Bruins made the traditional congratulatory visit to the White House on Monday, but without star goalie Tim Thomas, who chose not to go in protest. Thomas, who won the Conn Smythe Trophy as the MVP of last year's playoffs, posted a statement on his Facebook page using the liberal use of capitalization you see from defenders of Liberty:
I believe the Federal government has grown out of control, threatening the Rights, Liberties, and Property of the People. This is being done at the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial level. This is in direct opposition to the Constitution and the Founding Fathers vision for the Federal government. Because I believe this, today I exercised my right as a Free Citizen, and did not visit the White House. This was not about politics or party, as in my opinion both parties are responsible for the situation we are in as a country. This was about a choice I had to make as an INDIVIDUAL. (via)

oscar noms are out!

here's just a few of the main ones.
1) Best Picture
"The Artist" Thomas Langmann, Producer
"The Descendants" Jim Burke, Alexander Payne and Jim Taylor, Producers
"Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close" Scott Rudin, Producer
"The Help" Brunson Green, Chris Columbus and Michael Barnathan, Producers
"Hugo" Graham King and Martin Scorsese, Producers
"Midnight in Paris" Letty Aronson and Stephen Tenenbaum, Producers
"Moneyball" Michael De Luca, Rachael Horovitz and Brad Pitt, Producers
"The Tree of Life" Nominees to be determined
"War Horse" Steven Spielberg and Kathleen Kennedy, Producers
2) Actor in a Leading Role
Demián Bichir in "A Better Life"
George Clooney in "The Descendants"
Jean Dujardin in "The Artist"
Gary Oldman in "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy"
Brad Pitt in "Moneyball"
3) Actor in a Supporting Role
Kenneth Branagh in "My Week with Marilyn"
Jonah Hill in "Moneyball"
Nick Nolte in "Warrior"
Christopher Plummer in "Beginners"
Max von Sydow in "Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close"
4) Actress in a Leading Role
Glenn Close in "Albert Nobbs"
Viola Davis in "The Help"
Rooney Mara in "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"
Meryl Streep in "The Iron Lady"
Michelle Williams in "My Week with Marilyn"
5) Actress in a Supporting Role
Bérénice Bejo in "The Artist"
Jessica Chastain in "The Help"
Melissa McCarthy in "Bridesmaids"
Janet McTeer in "Albert Nobbs"
Octavia Spencer in "The Help"

share your predictions in the comments! somehow they picked all of the movies i haven't seen, so i don't feel right voting.


Sen. Scott Brown (R-Mass.) and Elizabeth Warren, a Democrat who is challenging him for his seat, signed an agreement Monday that discourages outside spending in their hard-fought Senate race, which has been inundated with millions of dollars in advertising by super PACs and other independent groups.
The pact marks a groundbreaking attempt by the candidates to gain control over outside spending, which has proliferated this year in the wake of court rulings that made it easier for corporations, unions and wealthy individuals to raise and spend unlimited amounts of money on political campaigns.
It’s unclear how effective the agreement will be, however, because candidates are prohibited from coordinating with independent groups.
Under the deal, Brown and Warren pledged to pay a penalty of 50 percent of the cost of any TV or Internet advertising by an outside group, regardless of whether the ad is aimed at supporting themselves or attacking the other candidate. The money would be given to a charity of the opposing candidate’s choice. (via)

brooklyn jokezzz


greenpoint: the hollywood of the east coast

the good wife is shooting on nassau avenue this morning, at AmBeR of all places! GPP likes to joke about dining at this classy establishment, but i might have a to get a bit more serious if nurse hathaway eats there.

thx liz for the photos!

welcome back, indeed!

It's been over six years since Fiona Apple released a new studio album, and in November, it seemed uncertain that her Extraordinary Machine followup would be issued anytime soon. But on Sunday, Epic Records CEO L.A. Reid posted a Tweet confirming that new material from Fiona will be released soon, as Perez Hilton notes.
"Lots of good music coming from @Epic_Records in the next few weeks. Stay tuned music fans. Welcome back Fiona!" Clarifying to a Twitter follower, he said, "YES Fiona Apple!" (via)
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