RUMP DAY (sans rump)

there's sixteen more where that came from (here)

this is something

'B-stylers' Are Japanese Teens Who Want to Be Black http://t.co/nrjGjSA6ch pic.twitter.com/s2dqbIjg8W

— VICE (@VICE) April 9, 2014

schadenfreezers

more, thx frank

speaking of pants pooped

i went and tried the taco bell breakfast that i told you about. here is my review

Breakfast crunch wrap:

I ordered sausage, got bacon. pretty good though. smaller than a normal crunch wrap and has a hashbrown instead of a hard tortilla inside. could have been hotter to melt dat cheeeeese.

hash brown: greasier than BK or macdo, but bigger and tastier. a little on the floppy side

Diet Pepsi: not pictured. not good.

this little dog was rescued by the MTA on the tracks as he was chasing a commuter train

if the owners don't claim him the MTA guy is going to adopt. via

here's a handy tipping guide.

i was pleased to learn i'm doing it correctly, for the most part.

pants : pooped.

this guy had a dashcam running in his minivan when this happened. somehow, he was fine.

that stabbing spree though

#Breaking: At least 20 students injured in high school stabbing spree near Pittsburgh http://t.co/IYibP3381k pic.twitter.com/ONBVujdpBO

— Mashable (@mashable) April 9, 2014

awwww, thats cute

derrick gordon, the first openly gay division 1 college basketball player (boy)

espn

Many congratulations to you Derrick Gordon @flash2gordon - you have so many in your corner and we're all proud and rooting for you #courage

— Michael Sam (@MikeSamFootball) April 9, 2014