
28 August 2009
i think she likes him

they gave these lady gorillas pictures of the boy gorilla that is coming to do sexy times with them in hopes that they would recognize him when he comes around. what a funny idea.
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animals,
gorillas,
in love,
sexy times
trendspotter

first M. Ward + Zooey Deschanel,
what is it with these dorky talented indie rockers teaming up with drop dead gorgeous movie girls. it sounds like indie musician fanfiction. i guess this trend really goes back to the 60s when Serge Gainsbourg (Charlotte's dad) and Brigitte Bardot teamed up for some fun and probably sex. i dont particularly mind this trend, as the collaborations generally lead to some very enjoyable music. Who do you think should be next? im voting for Conor Oberst + Anne Hathaway. can you think of any other examples?
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anne hathaway,
beck,
music,
scarjo
ctm.

"Down, boy, down! What did I tell you about barking at those birds?" yelled Ingram, the dog's supposed best friend, right in front of several other dogs, many of whom Banjo knew. "Look at me, Banjo. No more of that, okay? Just knock it off."
The mortifying scene, which included several heated utterances of "bad dog" and "very bad dog," as well as an extremely uncomfortable moment in which Ingram ordered the already self-conscious border collie to sit, lasted nearly 20 seconds. (the onion)
thx fitzy!
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ctm,
humiliation,
public scolding,
puppies,
the onion
you SAY you're sick of hearing about Snuggies...
Someone who is a genius made this website. It's the Snuggie Sutra, and it tells of the various ways to sex someone in a Snuggie, while staying warm and comfortable. I'm still waiting for the homo version, but this will do in the meantime. THANKS INTERNET!
THE HORSE BLANKET: The woman wears the Snuggie on her front and covers her partner with the bottom. Perfect for showing off your moves and when you can’t stand to look him in the eye.

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